diary of a limp wrist 💅🏾

milky creamy mf Darry

[diary of a limp wrist 💅🏾 @darrylikemilk]

you have to be a special type of ill to get into a parking war with a car dealership..

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

had to vogue at least one time before I left Rio.

[🪄PICTUREPLANE🌙 @pictureplane]

The horror of marijuana. Hallucinating doing the limbo directly in to a wood chipper. Happens every day.

[c ☆ @tintafey]

anyway

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

charging for chips and salsa? charging for bread and butter? what’s next are they gonna start charging for hello and how are you!?

[Ara-el ⛥ @arycarangi]

mother elektra sirviendo una clase de miranda priestly

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

[𐄑^⁃⩊⁃^𐄑 @supersoniqo]

i let my pussy make decisions sometimes, call that clitical thinking

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[Joanne🎀 @Msjoanneeee]

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

One thing I hate at this grown age is somebody who acts like cause & effect does not exist ! Yes your actions caused this outcome ! So why are you acting surprised & playing victim ?

[Maïmuna Joy💃🏿✨ @Maimuna_Joy]

Anthropology with the combination of Phenotype and facial spacing is literally one of my favorite studies😌

[❀. @softtsyntax]

uncle clifford rule #88 — don’t ever forget just because a bitch good at keeping the peace, don't mean she ain't good at waging war.

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

France made this wastefulness illegal cause it’s cruel and only causes more waste issues. Any food market or restaurant over 400 square meters has to donate all their good unsold food to charities and are fined if they do anything like this. That law should be applied everywhere

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

this is a top tier joke

[Emile Griffith III’s boxing gloves @datalkinbook]

Instead of jokes about this cross dresser I think we should also discuss why this particular kink exists, especially for men in power and also dispossessed men.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“no one is coming to save y-“ the universe will literally rearrange itself for me, please

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This period of American history wont end nonviolently. That is just a fact everyone needs to accept now.

[key of destiny 🏳️‍🌈 @_keyofdestiny_]

I hate to be that guy, but the No Kings protests are peak "feel good liberalism designed to make you feel like you're doing something ™️"

There's no demands! It's even on a weekend so it doesn't threaten capital.

Like, come on y'all

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

What is the science behind people doing weird shit and then being shocked you don’t wanna talk to them anymore 😵‍💫