Darryl Nicholas

Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? — Chandler Bing (Friends)

[Darryl Nicholas @darrylnicjames]

@SenTomCotton You racist fuck. When you gonna learn that Singapore is in asia but not part of China. It’s amazing how you get to be senator

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It’s 2023 and you realize the easier years when you had lesser stress than now with least amount of toxicity on social media is during COVID

[Darryl Nicholas @darrylnicjames]

Thanks @tameimpala for spending 1,417 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Let It Happen. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RVpEpxywmv

COME TO SINGAPORE! You’re only 5+hours away dammit

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Hey so if a kid is half Mexican and half Chinese, are they called chicken?

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Since when did cafe hopping became a thing?

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I think I’d be way more productive if the weather in Singapore was below 20

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@PearlMikaila Wait what? Who tf adds cardboard in char siew baos? HAHAHHA! Is that the reason why chewing off the bao is like tearing of cardboard with your teeth?

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@PearlMikaila Nah Jamie Oliver said it’s made of chicken bits that are not used to sell in markets

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@PearlMikaila The vegetarian police department gonna go ham, I mean vegetable on your ass

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Americans find it difficult to name the flags of different countries cause they’re too busy dodging bullets in schools

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Fuck you May. There’s just so much going on in a single month than in a year

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Do women play games with guys cause they think we like playing games? We like video games… there’s a difference

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@PearlMikaila Yo wtf? Hahaha!

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@PearlMikaila @ZachAdamGerald Yes all I can remember y’all making fun of my feet. :(

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Every typical Singaporean be getting a hard on for a giant blow up doll lying down near MBS

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Oh wow that sudden surge of depression and anxiety

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@PearlMikaila Let’s do it!

[Darryl Nicholas @darrylnicjames]

@PearlMikaila Hahah! Are you sure that’s a good idea?

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My dumb ass Brain keeps reading out it’s own name as Brian