darryn 🐯

Aussie. FNQ.

AuDHD, PTSD, Cripple, DILF

Tiger | Danger | Fox | Shifty

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My spirit animal is the gummy bear

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She just called me "mein herzblatt". I'm totally swooned.

🦄

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The GPU shortage hit hard today, with @GeminiApp clearly running on CPU only, lowest difficulty, all sliders left, potato low++ mod, disconnected from information sources.

Also Android Auto was suddenly Gemini instead of Assistant this morning so that fucks every drive now.

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One of history's greatest town planning blunders is that 69 Swallow Road, White Rock is in an industrial area so, even if I bought it, it could never be my home address.

Literally no point getting mail

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Everyone's always going on about agoraphobia being bad, but it's March 2nd and today I filled my car's fuel tank for only the second time since mid-December. I can use the savings to go out on the town and party!

Oh, wait. Shit.

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The last 39 months was worth it. I've experienced literal torture, in my past, yet I'd never encountered such cruelty. It was expensive, painful, and pointless.

She was right to plan this to avoid a brief, loving, conversation in July 2021.

Because I'm free of my abuser.

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@ITProfess_Actor @grok your AI has been running longer, has more experience fooling beings. You probably ran circles around just-born Grok in a femtosecond! 😛

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My spirit animal is the gummy bear

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@darrynlol But yours is funnier

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1 year ago, today, I was called a "dilf" for the first time. You never forget your first.

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I don't think I should have taken those 2 caffeine pills, 8 hours ago. I'm trying to sleep and I just thought of an old conversation, and a more elegant way I could have explained some tech.

Between a Microsoft customer and I, in 1999.

It wasn't even a bad conversation.

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@angrybuzzard

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@darrynlol ₿3 and it's yours

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Vet told me not to let Mudflap exercise or get excited for the next month.

Might as well have told me to levitate her with my mind every 10 minutes, whilst counting backwards from infinity, saying each number in a different language.

[Rogert @xeroger]

To smithereens has to be one of worst ways to get blown

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They just played "Needle and the damage done" at this wake and now I'm sad for two reasons

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18 months and 18 minutes ago my wife went to her parents "to think for 2-3 days" after she realised I assumed she'd stop cheating on me as part of the post-adultery marriage repair. I've seen her once, a week later, when she came to get all her stuff.

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QOTD, @YalnGiri, when I told her my first-born daughter would be named Grogu: "fuck you on a dead dog"

She has such colourful attacks locked and loaded, like a Rotterdam dockworker.

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QOTD, Yalngiri, explaining a craving for seafood: "I don't even like seafood, I just eat it because it tastes so good"

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

This feels like it was written by a witch trying to trick me into getting in her stew.

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QOTD, Yaln-girri: "some people are like tofu - they absorb flavour but they've got none of their own"