NBA Darsh

cracker with an attitude

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Imagine this, you’re sitting on the edge of your bed, Sheryl Crow & Leslie Mann are dancing sensually to a Hootie & The Blowfish song, then Judd Apatow walks in and starts filming a coming of age movie. #MondayMotivaton

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

@Headshoulders Hear me out… a body wash called Knees & Toes

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Yeah bro go ahead and take this shit to LinkedIn

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A Gen Z joined the team.

Week one.

During onboarding, the manager said, “Lunch break is 1 to 2.”

Gen Z nodded.

At 1:00 PM,
He stood up and said, “Going for lunch.”

Everyone nodded.

2:00 PM passed.
Then 3:00 PM.

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[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Shitting in a bar with a UTI is a humiliation ritual

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Wake up. Brush teeth. 5 pieces of uncured salami. Work.

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Day 3 of starvation diet, I ate out my wife, that is all.

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

@nickimoraa Nah bitch you’re lazy

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Will Campbell is going to be working for Amazon next year

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

#SubstanceAbuseFebruary

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

3 likes and ill release my drafts

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

I feel like a bald eagle today

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

I’m a eggaholic

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

@RobertKennedyJr There is blood coming out of my ass

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Been eating chia seeds, it’s like Hiroshima in my ass every 15 minutes

[Breece Hall @BreeceH]

Olivia Dean album really elite

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Today is the day

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Jim

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Niners jerseys so cold

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Fruit is just a gay vegetable

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

@oelma__ Swollen ankles

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

@Logically_JC @chazzmichael86