@iUsedToBeADuck Probably something along the lines of a slick cut by someone who knows your hair helps a guy sling is his dick around. And it turns out we haven’t evolved as much as we like to think in the past 100,000 or so years
I was in NYC last Nov walking around one evening, as one does. A woman with poise and double-take beauty approached up the sidewalk heading in the opposite direction, heels clicking on the concrete. In one hand a whole pizza box was perched, in the other a slice.
It took me about three steps to comprehend what happened, at which point I laughed aloud and turned around. I was delighted to find her looking back as well, with a sly smile that rose and fell with her chewing jaw. I think about her all the time.
I was already in love 50 feet away. As we grew closer, we made eye contact. I smiled, she took a healthy bite of pepperoni. Then, right before we were behind each other, eyes eyeing eyes, she says to me with pizza in her mouth, “vitamins.”