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Terse.

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Seriously?

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In case anyone is checking, not using Twitter has really improved my life. I've been happier, less ranty, calmer. Not deleting, but I'll leave it a bit longer. Hopefully there's a way to just interact with friends and you cool people on here and skip the many negatives. Peace🤍

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This site is very angry-making. Time for a nice long break I think. I managed to quit FB, I can probably quit Twitter too.

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This site is very angry-making. Time for a nice long break I think. I managed to quit FB, I can probably quit Twitter too.

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@BoHughes09 @DudgeChong @SkyNews Have to disagree with that, I'm afraid.

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@BoHughes09 @DudgeChong @SkyNews The tone of 'thanks restriction and lockdown lovers' suggested that you didn't think the measures were necessary.

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@WYP_DavePurcell If no offence was committed, did you obtain the permission of the residents before publicly posting images of their now-vulnerable-to-burglary houses?

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"Hi, just thought we'd let you know that even if you've got no drugs in your house we can kick your doors in perfectly legally. We're not threatening or anything, honest. Anyway here's a couple of pictures of people's broken doors only it's OK because we're the Police."

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@fesshole As a nipper in Yorkshire I though an 'Arthur' was a type of relation like an uncle, because my Grandma was always talking about 'our Arthur'.

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@jjsmclaughlin A competent banker does not necessarily make a competent economist.

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@BoHughes09 @DudgeChong @SkyNews Yeah, that whole 'not killing thousands of vulnerable people' thing was *such* a drag.

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@alreadytaken74 @jamabing Take off and nuke the site from orbit: it's the only way to be sure.

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(I know it's a Spanish dialect).

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My code must be completely incomprehensible because PHPStorm is suggesting I download an Asturian spelling and grammar checker, and as far as I'm aware that's a fictional fantasy country from the Belgariad.

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

The Met Police won’t be telling the public about new partygate fines until after the local elections.

In other words: the Met is suppressing information that could swing voters against the Conservatives.

Another institution that seems to hold voters and democracy in contempt.

[Brendan May @bmay]

I love how we need a committee to decide if Boris Johnson misled Parliament when he was filmed doing it and we all watched it live.

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@amysw_sec I hope this bloke is now forever known as Mr. Martin the Mouldy Minge Man.

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@MNNiceTerese Wash? But it isn't Sunday yet.

[Emily Forney @EmilyKaitlinnn]

I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

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@MinnNighthawks @CallumNWasTaken @EmilyKaitlinnn Think you nailed it there.

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@EmilyKaitlinnn Mrs. D asked me what we were calling our youngest. Middle name would be Ray after her dad. I was not allowed Sting, Manta, Gamma or even Xavier (so he could be X Ray).

Quinn dodged a bullet there to be fair, probably you did too because this bloke sounds humourless.

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@Da1nOnlyCMart I mean my wife's dad is one of seven siblings, she's got about a billion cousins, but *9*. Wow. Dedication.

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@Da1nOnlyCMart That's not a marriage that's a production line.