Darth divyader

Asker of questions, eater of food, speaker of controversial thoughts, teacher of science and mother of none.

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

I wish i was an HR. Then i would get paid for organising shit online games during lockdown and then complaining that no-one participates.

#Showerthoughts #pottytimethoughts

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#WednesdayThoughts

If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

Childhood is when you prefer using 22/7 as a value for pi. Adulthood is when you realise that using 3.14 is actually better.

#Showerthoughts #SundayThoughts

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

In this world, we all want hand crafted unique products for the price of mass produced ones.

#Showerthoughts

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

2020 is the perfect year to slip into a year long comatose

#Showerthoughts #comatose #comatosejokes #tuesdayvibes

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

I wonder if a guy who woke up from his years long coma in march 2020 wants to be back in coma again.

#Showerthoughts #comatose #comatosejokes #tuesdayvibes

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

Dear body, seriously you don't need more food. You are over fed. Please stop asking me to feed you more.

Yours sincerely,
Fat ass.

#SaturdayMorning #weekend

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

Tbh, tying hair is a real struggle. It doesn't matter if its a bun or a braid. It just hurts after five minutes. How do people in the movies and series do it???

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

Be with someone who makes you the sun of his solar system! You don't deserve anything less.

#MondayMotivaton #mondaythoughts #Showerthoughts

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

I want the skin that my chinese phone's camera captures of me!!!

#showerthoughts #SundayThoughts

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

I can't live alone but I can't live with people. Feel me?

#Showerthoughts #weekendvibes #FridayThoughts

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

#bhopaltwitter

Even the flyovers are sexy in Bhopal!

#hindustankadil #MPTourism #IncredibleIndia

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

@tharkootharam Lemme start one then!!! It is one of the most beautiful but underrated cities!!

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

Genie can grant your wish. What do you want?

Others: gaadi, bangla, career, family

Me: #SushantSinghRajputCase solved with honesty as soon as possible and all culprits punished severely

#Warriors4Sushant #SSRDidntCommitSuicide #SushantDeathMystery

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

Sometimes, I look at the world and fail to understand why i have a job and others don't. Then i look at the world closely to find people underestimating a pandemic and understand why i have a job and they don't. Its not the skill bro, its sensibility.

[Darth divyader @darth_divyader]

This chick spoke the truth! Inability to express emotions and unavailability (physical/mental/emotional/virtual) is no longer acceptable. These MFs can't get away with this bullshit anymore @teaventi_