the rizz carlton

Shh! Not an engineer.

[Erika Lee @erikalee]

Shout to the @maticrobots team for coming to deliver my robot in person wearing Corgi shirts!

Excited to try WIRED's 10/10 robot and the only robot vacuum designed & assembled in the US 🤖 Will QT with a review.

Thank you @mehul & @karl_william & @roshanjmehta 🙏🏻

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

wait till i’m done shopping the champions collection

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Arsenal's title-winning season means they are set to break Premier League record with up to £770m revenue - they could be in top 3 richest clubs in world.

Full story:

https://t.co/NJ0HH9pr4C

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Don’t say anything, just repost!😂

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

ERASED

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

rocky aur ryan ki prem kahani is the element that draws engagement over hard science. There are two visions for this movie and they picked the love story over the documentary and I’m totally there for it. It’s not like you cannot enjoy the movie if you have read the book.

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

watched project hail mary. they have removed a lot of science from it which made the book so good. what’s the point. it’s just rocky aur ryan ki prem kahani.

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

surprised that warriors beat a team with their star out and no bench player had a magnet ball game

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

Arsenal let Chelsea have the ball at Stamford Bridge. Then showed them what you're supposed to do with it. 2.68 xG from 42% possession is ELITE efficiency. "Innocuous Possession" - my breakdown of Arsenal's 3-2 win 📊⚽

https://t.co/mxrQuquEXI

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

I feel safe again ❤️

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@Jananiharinara

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@chhaypaanch pretty much, oh and we have the westbrook remontada

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@ONIretr0 thayir nu solra punda

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@BhargavMurali1 watching united week in week out

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@Jananiharinara correct this is why they are bankrupt

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

ok but why does it give WattPad Energy??????

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Vamos, @RafaelNadal!

As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.

Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.

I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.

And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more. 

OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.

We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.

I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.

I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.

And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.

Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.

Rafa that!

Best always, your fan, 

Roger

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@chhaypaanch

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

gladiator???? more like gladiateher

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@Jananiharinara they have been eraticated in the game

[the rizz carlton @darth_e_disco]

@Jananiharinara abbey ki abbey