jake twisters

[jake twisters @darth_law]

theyre calling him da ivy league sex pest lawyer

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

… is that Loloverruled lmao

[jake twisters @darth_law]

incredible to think about the fact that a modern-day mega celebrity like ishowspeed, who seemingly spends his entire existence interacting with online spaces, could have zero clue who zohran is. cliche, but the "interconnectedness" promised by sm is truly just silos of slop

[jake twisters @darth_law]

take a stand. coward.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[jake twisters @darth_law]

yea so typically the story elements in an allegory are, in fact, not real. thats why its an allegory.

not even commenting one way or the other on these two examples

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

2010s blockbusters loved having allegories that don't mean anything in real life. "Anyone can wear the mask" in SPIDERVERSE. "The force belongs to everyone" in THE LAST JEDI. Those aren't real things.

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

This is just the baltimore orioles farm system

[Sullivan @Dimosar]

LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...

YODA: a double jump, he can do.

[Sullivan @Dimosar]

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid, Reva, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Kcaj, Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired”

LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

[jake twisters @darth_law]

me if I ever saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac (I haven’t)

[jake twisters @darth_law]

https://t.co/6xYGuR8ASw

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Net Favorables of (X) Among 18-25 Year Old Men:

Teachers Unions: +51%
Socialism: +16%
Big Tech: +13%
AI: +7%
Big Business: +2%

Mainstream Media: -3%
Israel: -23%

TIPP / Oct 28, 2025

(Republican Commissioner)

[jake twisters @darth_law]

Crazy no-call. NFL reffing is so cooked it’s ridiculous

[Spenny Powers @ravens4dummies]

Terrible missed roughing the passer there. So late and low. Poor Geno.

[jake twisters @darth_law]

NEW YORK IS THE NEW YORK OF AMERICA

[jake twisters @darth_law]

big municipal elections every where

[jake twisters @darth_law]

baseball oh my god

[jake twisters @darth_law]

Sláinte
Free Palestine

[Jeremy Slevin @jeremyslevin]

it’s happening

[jake twisters @darth_law]

they can’t keep doing this to me

[jake twisters @darth_law]

Sellers and Harbor injured on the same drive

[jake twisters @darth_law]

@Chigurh_Crash brother you don’t know the half of it

[jake twisters @darth_law]

only thing that school (my blessed Alma mater) produces is idiots, degenerates and assholes

[jake twisters @darth_law]

the gamecocks

[jake twisters @darth_law]

the gamecocks