Darth Meatloaf

If you say you support the troops but you make exceptions for the ones that vote differently than you, just block me now because I won't be nice to you.

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@USPSHelp care to explain how it is that online tracking says that my $500 delivery was signed for by me when I was at work and they just dumped it on my porch?

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@realjoeymUS @lavern_spicer You forgot to actually follow any of those things.

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@TesseractUnfold Not particularly surprising. Given the improvement to controllers since the first game, it makes sense that it has become more aggressive over time.

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@isabellarileyus I'm sorry about your head injury.

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@Steve70221580 @isabellarileyus Thanks for the input, Steve Bunchofnumbers.

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@NicelyMargie @ACTBrigitte I'm sorry about your head injury.

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@lalaloo19100393 @skedeschi @bindelj I'm sorry about your head injury.

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@bennyjohnson First of all, it's probably not even tens of thousands.

Second, you morons have some weird ideas about what patriotism is.

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@kdwelch05 @RepMTG

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@EricTrump Whatever keeps you in the will, right?

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@rocket_rosie

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@epicdndmemes "Come and get him yourself!"

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@TammieMcDonal17 @DonaldJTrumpJr I'm sorry about your head injury.

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@Jim_Jordan Well perhaps if those conservative parents had refrained from threatening the lives of school board members, school teachers, and school administrators over politically-biased disagreements they may not have made themselves seem like terrorists.

Just a thought...

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@Ripleysdad11 @MFriedmanNOLA @LadyJayPersists I'm sorry about your head injury.

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@bennyjohnson Republicans opted not to put handcuffs on him because if they cuffed him it would open them up to charges for the same offense.

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@Combat_Vet693 @Jim_Jordan I'm sorry about your head injury.

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@rex_woodbury @ScottAdamsSays @jean_twenge In that same timespan, how many teenagers are now doing their socializing via voice chat while playing video games with their friends?

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@TedNugent I'm sorry about your head injury.