🐊🇺🇸Jonathan Urban🇺🇸🐊

Father. Business owner. GenX. Workaholic. Anti-Socialist.

[🐊🇺🇸Jonathan Urban🇺🇸🐊 @Darth_Shizzle]

I have a few extra tickets available for Harry Styles: Together, Together Tour at MSG, New York on Friday August 28th.
Let me know If you are on the lookout for tickets. Willing to show proof and screen recording of tickets
Send a dm if interested #Ticketmaster #harryween

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The greatest show in the world is ready. Are you? 🏆

#FIFAWorldCup

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@LaraLeaTrump

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@eveforamerica Hungry hungry hippoes...

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@Punchy_Playz The terrorist.

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@LibertyCappy DJ Sodomy

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@DesireeAmerica4 They were both regulars at the same speakeasy during prohibition?

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@CryptidPolitics He looks like the kinda guy who sneaks a throbber now and then...

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@Sea_Glass1115 Are they counting trannies?

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@AZ_Beau She's still here?

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@PamelaHensley22 Safe.

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@Travis_4_Trump Scratch& sniff.

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@elonmuskADO Since there a definite right and left side... I call it TwiX...

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@Travis_4_Trump I can't wait for the hair pulling and slap fights.

[🐊🇺🇸Jonathan Urban🇺🇸🐊 @Darth_Shizzle]

@TruthfulguyGuy Dryer sheets... scrubbie... 2 coats of ceramic... then Bead Maker- get it by the gallon on Amazon. That'll get a couple weeks of almost hosing them off... quick wash... more Bead Maker... it's really good at keeping them from getting to the clear coat.

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@003Jules I'm pretty sure some occasional reverse cowboy could've prevented all of this...

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@ianmiles Fire Marshall Bob is looking rough these days.

[🐊🇺🇸Jonathan Urban🇺🇸🐊 @Darth_Shizzle]

@CrossingUNStyle The other two will be able to carry on a lot longer... viva la revolucion, or whatever...