Darth Yankee

Named millions. But became an antelope. -Alec Maero

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Toby Keith saw his shadow under the fireworks last night, so it looks like 6 more months of America puttin’ its boot up the rest of the world’s ass. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Inside Lacrosse West Rankings - #7, not too bad to start the season.

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Breakaway, shot, score, and happy hop at the end...

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Carson off for a night on the town...

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Last shift of last high school hockey game. 2019 high school hockey All Star game.

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Senior night. Spent many minutes in the penalty box with these morons.

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Just saw Mike Stanton hit a homer, but everyone is chearing for Giancarlo -I’m so confused...

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

8:45 pm 7/14/18
Jax: Dad, wanna go Fenway?
Jim: Who’s pitching?
Jax: Never mind...
Jax: Carson, wanna go to Boston?
Carson: uh, OK.
Jax: Mom, can you book me and Carson to Boston?
Mom: Cooking dinner...no.
Jax: Please...mom?
...jump to 1:05pm EST

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

If anything better defines the historical vacuum that is the Caps, it’s that the “celebrity” lineup announcer is @patsajak droning on pointlessly about his lifelong fandom - 13 years. Wow! 13 WHOLE YEARS? After 20 as a self-professed Kings fan? #IdLikeYouToBuyAPersonalityPat

[Yakima Herald-Republic sports @YHRSports]

YVC baseball rallies past Lane to win opener in NWAC Championship.
https://t.co/TtcCsgXrMT

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

34 degrees. 9:30pm - its always a great time for baseball.!!

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

This duster just scored a goal.

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Exactly!!

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

Doesn’t matter that win or scored baskets. Only the quality of the post game treat.

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

When you cross check your opponent you get to hang out with dad in the penalty box. So your not lonely - your buddy Tucker roughs another player so you don’t get lonely. Nice friend...

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

11:08pm. Time for Hockey!!
Sleep and homework are for sissies!!

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

These guys just went 1-2-3 at the Bountiful Rec Turkey Trot 10K. @BIGBIRD8866

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

When you get a checking from behind you get to spend 12 minutes with your dad in the penalty box.

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

The World Series summed up in a video

[Darth Yankee @darth_yankee]

@NOTSCTop10PIays Stay classy Dodger fans...