Jaeda Laurez

Wigsionary. Newly certified Side Eye Guru. Badia over Goya. M'Baku's concubine. I'm delightful. Trust me on this.

[Jaeda Laurez @DarthJaeda]

Unpaid internship. RT @CornbreadCuntry: Ladies, what's your least favorite position and why?

[Zito @_Zeets]

Brunson is about to be the cause of even more racially ambiguous children named Jalen. This is like a second meteor strike after the Jalen Rose one.

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Rod @rodimusprime]

Every tournament…

[Jaeda Laurez @DarthJaeda]

@briicoded I got the paloma the other day!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Jaeda Laurez @DarthJaeda]

May their Moxie's brownie always be stale.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Tourist asked for Toronto restaurant recommendations and someone said Scaddabush 🫩🫩🫩

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

i’ve never seen this sentence before in my life

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

i don’t use the term “get pregnant”
i say “fall pregnant” just so i always keep in mind how serious that shit is. like she “FELL PREGNANT” that shit BEFELL HER.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

“You gone gag” has me cracking up bc period tana

[Jordan A. Hayles @MR_STiXX]

I get pissed off every time I see Ontario Place. Fuck Doug Ford.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I don’t want to jump to conclusions but I’m starting to think he doesn’t like Black people.

[Jaeda Laurez @DarthJaeda]

@zxsmithh I don't think you're hating, you just aren't the market and you gotta adjust accordingly. I am 45+, but I don't have a car; I never listen to the radio unless I rent one and even then, Bluetooth. ���🏾‍♀️ They are not selling to me either.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Nobody in Toronto is walking around saying "you lot yeah she's peng innit bruv" so please go learn some immigration pattern history and recognize the few words we share is because of Jamaicans and 1st Gens mixing cultures together. You fucking duncebats

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A federal judge just ordered the Trump admin to reinstall exhibits and signs relating to slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide https://t.co/pJHc9dGTCF

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[Marit Stiles @MaritStiles]

$200M for a garage.

[⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @LASTNAMELORDE]

no tea no shade but I would expect a white person to have this opinion on the city icl

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

girl he gon get to you, there’s a queue

[B @utdbrxy]

South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk