Paul Tumilty

Born in Coatbridge, Scotland. Raised in Toronto, Canada.

A believer in love, life, and the power of caring for each other.

Also a bit of a nutcase.

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Happy belated birthday to the wonderful @JohnBarrowman

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I'm surprised that @colbertlateshow hasn't made a bit about the fact that, in Minneapolis, MN, people are throwing didlos at ICE vehicles. :P

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@elchandler Customer Service. It provides motivation for villainy

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@KaylaChowShow Diabetus

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@WriterlyTweets This sucker needs a night light :(

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@WriterlyTweets Where am I? I smell Pine

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@AgathaChocolats Captain & Tennille parody? Meerkat Love

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@WriterlyTweets Nan had mooooooooooves

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@WriterlyTweets Bathtub. Ice. Margaritas

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@WriterlyTweets Hugs. Simply hugs

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@WriterlyTweets I'm divorced now

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@WriterlyTweets I swear, today started with pants

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@WriterlyTweets Donald Trump wins again

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@WriterlyTweets Entered my dog. My ex won

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@WriterlyTweets Marriage

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@WriterlyTweets No blindfolds. Hypnotist therapy? Maybe

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@WriterlyTweets My sister's rich. Fuck

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@WriterlyTweets Inappropriate actions. Statute of limitations waiting

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@WriterlyTweets Johnny got his gun

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@WriterlyTweets ICE CREAM!!! I'm lactose intolerant....................shit