samuel perry 🕸

dirty laundry looks good on you

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

Retweet if you picked off Payton Thorne tonight

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@ForzaMotorsport Can you please add AI drivers as an option to a private lobby? I would like to play with my friends on a full field and not have to contend with being dive bombed every turn by online players who cant follow a braking line

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@RealShelfy Trout will be moved to the Angels bullpen where they desperately need his outlier

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

until android can unsend a message, dont even try telling me it’s better than iPhone

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@RealShelfy Marcus Giles

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

Please don’t discontinue #PitchBlack again @MountainDew

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@fuzzyfromyt Revenge of The Sith or Fellowship of The Ring. i have listened to these tracks so much i can watch the movie in my head while i’m listening

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@GomesDaLegend Jose Fernandez ROTY awards card. He was such a fun star to watch

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

few things in life have given me as much pleasure as yelling “Go Phillies!” while walking through the Houston Airport
#WorldSeries 🗑💥

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

y’all freaking out over the little mermaid being dark skinned like y’all havent been painting Jesus as a white man for 2,000 years

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

if this doesnt make you smile, you have no soul

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@mackiemestop wait til you get your security deposit back before you say anything, otherwise you’ll never see the money. #askmehowiknow

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

vodka is a just a form of super fine mashed potatoes

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

you can pronounce ’yes’ with any vowel except o

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@mackiemestop Mark or Chet? 🤣

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

“I never let a lack of information hinder me from having an opinion.” -Noah after saying it doesnt snow in Canada cause he’s never been there

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

i have found the fountain of youth and it is the cotton candy icee dispenser at bucc-ees

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

@mackiemestop to be fair, every alarm before 6am is heinous

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

i saved $13 at Publix only to be told i’m getting old because i got excited over some coupons

[samuel perry 🕸 @darthkippy12]

i’m teaching my parents how to play poker with my mom’s bottle-cap collection. how’s your lock-in going?