Wesley Brown

they/he | your friendly neighbourhood genderqueer that wants to bring smiles to people.

[Wesley Brown @darthlivion]

today I learned my brother in law emailed @MatPatGT about the big conspiracy over msg vs salt in the USA and UK and I just.. my mind has been blown over what my BiL is telling me now. I so hope #FoodTheory picks this one up

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

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[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

"Hi, I'm trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

These two mfs knew they had the sexiest lines in cinema history, they only got more sexy every time they said it

[Wesley Brown @darthlivion]

I can't wait for @MatPatGT to do a film theory on the new barbie movie. I'm not kidding. I'm hoping he does one. #BarbieMovie

[Wesley Brown @darthlivion]

First night of my puppy being able to sleep in my room and it's being spent me rewatching @Jacksepticeye 's kindergarten playthrough. My puppy is attracted to the bright colors and I now have a butt in my face 😂

[Ernie @SesameErnie]

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless! Heee Heee Heee

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖎𝖓ɮ𝖔ա 𝕷𝖊𝖌ɨ𝖔ռ @RainbowLegion]

I absolutely hate the idea that Twilight ruined Vampires by making them sexy, for one thing Twilight sucks because it's poorly written, racist and gross not because Vampires are sexy and secondly Dracula is sexy af and many other female vampire stories used sexyness

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

You know the food is gonna be good when we make these faces

[alex is defrosting for summer @ae_dixon_reads]

"Are you a boy or a girl?" First of all I'm 30 years old so I'm an adult

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Please help my friends help our unhoused neighbors! They give out food, water, PPE, and first aid EVERY WEEK! https://t.co/3cAVdExjjT

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Doubtless you've heard that "we all get the same 24 hours in the day." Of course it's not true: rich people and poor people experience very different demands on their time. 1/

[FNAF 4 Smash / Sam & Max 4 EVERYTHING @MilkTheBrawl]

You know what, screw it. Here’s a concept for a Book-fair themed fighting game:

[Rooster Teeth @RoosterTeeth]

This is dedicated to the most logical of them all, @ChrisDemarais

[🌸Madi¹³¹ @madiduvernay]

there are going to be people within marginalized communities who don’t care or who are shitty. however, i would rather not do something that has the possibility of harming ANYONE regardless??? like if a large amount of people says “this hurts me,” why not listen??

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

Fun fact: Protecting the rights of trans people, doesn’t take away from the rights of cis women, because human rights don’t go by fucking Highlander rules.

[VENUS ENVY @VenusEnvyDrag]

"But how will I explain drag to my children??"

Your children practice hiding from an active shooter at school on a monthly basis. They can handle learning that adults play dress up.

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

https://t.co/wzipliS0us

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

From a gay man held as a teen in a mental institution, 1962-4: "I remember this one doctor who was talking about homosexuality. And he said, well, there is a normal homosexual period between 8 and 12 and beyond that it's abnormal. So I piped up and said 'Is that a.m. or p.m.?'"

[Winston-Salem FD @cityofwsfire]

Early one morning 22 years ago E3 (Captains Helper & Holmes & FF Brock) responded to a medical call where they delivered a beautiful baby. Today Jenae Watson was reunited w/ that crew! #OurWhy #NotJustaJob .#WSFire 107