DarthOswin

A Pansexual, Food Allergic, Lightsaber Fighting, Fanfic-and-Regular-Story Writer. Into kink, prone to swearing, so 18+ I guess. She/her. 28.

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

Hey. Can anyone spot me $30? Haven't been getting hours at my job. PayPal name is DarthOswin. I can pay it back by the 3rd at the latest but I'll do it the next time I get paid regardless. Need food for my kiddo, and EBT got cut. Anything would help right now though.

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

@JaneElizaDarcy @ProudBearkatBen @ImMeme0 I would imagine perhaps the scent of the dog could freak out some wildlife, but that's all I can think of. By no means am I a professional on any of this, lol.

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

😂🤣😂🤣

[NOIVAS. @NOIVASwright]

@Tim_Walz @KamalaHarris TO THE WINDOOOOOOOW! TO THE WALZ!!!!! #HarrisWalz2024

[Professor Richard Scolyer AO @ProfRAScolyer]

I had brain #MRI scan last Thursday looking for recurrent #glioblastoma (&/or treatment complications). I found out yesterday that there is still no sign of recurrence. I couldn’t be happier!!!!!

Thank you to the fabulous team looking after me so well especially my wife Katie & wonderful family!

@SydneyLHD
@Sydney_Uni

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

I LOVE THIS!!!! So very sweet. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

So, I’m at Target, right? Skincare aisle.

I overhear a dude on the phone with his friend, asking him what toner is or how do you decide on a cleanser…

I go up to him and offer my expertise. He happily accepts.

And I spend a half hour showing this dude the WONDERS of skincare.

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

So, I’m at Target, right? Skincare aisle.

I overhear a dude on the phone with his friend, asking him what toner is or how do you decide on a cleanser…

I go up to him and offer my expertise. He happily accepts.

And I spend a half hour showing this dude the WONDERS of skincare.

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

The fact she works in a tech team though....

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

https://t.co/gLpnRVTdzo

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

If I'm wrong about any of this, PLEASE TELL ME. Because I REALLY don't want to believe what I've heard about him.

#JackieChan #Cheater #Affair #LGBTQ #LGBTQPRIDE #LGBTQSUPPORT #LGBTQHOMELESSNESS #Homelessness #Disowned #EttaNgChokLam

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

"Hope everyone stays happy and healthy!"

Except your Daughter, right?

Literally just found out he has a FREAKING DAUGHTER FROM AN AFFAIR THAT HE DISOWNED & WHO EXPERIENCED HOMELESSNESS.

Your net worth is apparently 365 million USD. You may be 70, but you need to grow tf up.

[Jackie Chan @EyeOfJackieChan]

It’s that time of year again and I’ve received so many messages and well wishes. I’d like to say a heartfelt “thank you” to all my friends and fans from all over the world for your warm birthday wishes!... (Click here to read more: https://t.co/2sKaXF655f)

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

And it breaks my heart, because he is SOO FUNNY ABD TALENTED. I LOVE HIS WORK!!!!

But come to find out, he's a fucking monster who disowned his daughter BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN BORN. OUT OF SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP HONOR TO HIS WIFE.

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

@MrHumanityGives Awesome!! Thank you SO MUCH. THIS IS SO COOL. 🥰

$RighteousRuler

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@crazyclipsonly How governments work! 😂

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

@LetAkiSleep @MrsJellySantos @Sin_Shady718 What is your take on getting a babysitter so you can go out with your SO for date night? Because that's basically what this is. And I'm sure that if the child is tired, there is a place for the little ones to sleep.

[DarthOswin @darthoswin]

@MrsJellySantos @Sin_Shady718 I don't understand the difference between this and hiring a sitter? Surely if the child is tired when dropped off, they have a place that the little ones can sleep. So, really, what's the problem with this? I can't see the video.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

i've been on my fancy sock knitting grind lately......in case anyone cares

[Persona 5 Arena Hopeful🐀 @furrygahbidge]

@WeirdMedieval When non-furries try and draw furries

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

i genuinely have no idea what you mean