Gowron Swanson

Old, nerd, paramedic. Lover of Star Wars/Trek. Builder of droids. Devourer of carbohydrates. Follow me for one ingredient scotch based recipes.

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@RufusTSuperfly I NEED (bigger) HANDS

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@bestwildclips Here is a fun cross sample of some of the "He was clearly resisting crowd. There's something in common here but I can't qwhite put my finger on it...

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@MJMcKean Mno. Mnot and good ones.

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@mwestaph Hope you are ready to not sleep for three days.

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@MarbleBenjamin @harryfisherEMTP @drsimonegold @DrJBhattacharya @ZelenkoZev @DrJamesOlsson @P_McCulloughMD @stkirsch @RealAlexJones @RobertKennedyJr @RWMaloneMD You are right. THIS is now the stupidest thing I've ever read. Condolences.

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@IAPolls2022 @NateSilver538 Everyone bookmark this tweet to come back to it after November and have a lil' laugh. As a treat. A fun lil treat.

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@tigheklory Also my birthday. Happy Birthday arcade person/KLOV'r Ive never really interacted with.

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@tigheklory @ArielAces @ArtPixels305 It's correct on my tattoo...

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@mwestaph https://t.co/FPqUAyK51r

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@kenjeong You probably won't see this... But I vandalized my local arcade several years ago.

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@TerryMatalas Well it's not as terrible as... wait never mind. This was the worst.

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@nugget_karalyn Lando and Dior are watching over you!

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@launchboxapp DM me? Just purchased and I'm trying to sign up for your forums or message support and I keep getting an error I am failing the security check. I assure you I am totally not a robot.

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@messedupcars The Law & Order font makes this better.

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@elonmusk Bladerunner# wouldn't have gone on strike. #SagAftraStrike

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@HeyNurseKat Probably the vaccine and/or 5G chemtrails. Have you tried mainlining essential turmeric?

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@nugget_karalyn Oh hello...

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Hey @HISTORY ... anyone watching what commercials are playing between footage of people jumping out of the town towers? @dominos delivery drivers falling from the sky? Really?