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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I call on President Trump to go on national television now to fulfill his oath and defend the Constitution by demanding an end to this siege.

[H @darthqader]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I heard from a great doctor that drinking Clorox cures it

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Now more than ever, we need a president who will choose hope over fear.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

In honor of John Lewis, C.T. Vivian, and all the essential workers who have selflessly risked their lives, the Senate should pass a bill that ensures working people get real relief — extended unemployment insurance, rental support, and guaranteed sick leave. #StrikeForBlackLives

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[H @darthqader]

4th Annual National Muslim Advocacy Day on Capitol Hill #muslimhillday… https://t.co/JMR5ScKkwB

[H @darthqader]

Alhamdulillah for everything 🤗 Grateful for all the adventures in #2017 #2017bestnine #tbt https://t.co/hhcSitdh7Y

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Protecting our environment is not a luxury we can choose to enjoy, but a simple matter of survival.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Money and power attract friends. But it’s not you they’re friends with — just your money and power. Only affection brings genuine friends.

[H @darthqader]

Alhamdulillah got to see (almost) all my beautiful besties today ❤️😘 #eid2015 @ West Trenton… https://t.co/a1NwCVYMDe

[H @darthqader]

#Eid salah shenanigans with some of my favorite ladies ❤️😘 #eid2015 @ West Trenton Volunteer Fire… https://t.co/xKZm9qtOzV

[H @darthqader]

Wifey is so talented mashaAllah 😍 #henna #chandraat #eid2015 https://t.co/6WAn4xehMt

[H @darthqader]

"I need to lose two pounds in my face" @frajmohamed LOLLLL

[Zahin Hasan @zahinxhasan]

The toughest pills to swallow are also the most needed ones.

[Ali Official @AliOfficialUK]

You could meet the perfect person but if the time in your life isn't right, neither is the person.

[H @darthqader]

Among the difficult tasks that are written in most women's kismet, ironing men's dress shirts should definitely be listed in the top ten.