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[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

I tell people all the time, “get over yourself” and they are totally appalled at first but they improve

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

a sweet old man just said goodbye to the entire restaurant when he left

he paid his bill and stood up and yelled "god bless you all and have a great day"

i didnt even know such a thing was possible, incredible power

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

Well the Yankees won twice in a row and I saw it

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

Winning heals everything

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

Excuse me these do not go with Froyo in case you were wondering

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

Why would I want all raisins and penis !?

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

What!

[ꪝe @_wej01]

For my birthday my husband bought me a massage table. It was the most random birthday present and I did not ask for it but he has made Massage Monday a thing and now every Monday he breaks it out, lights candles, warms up oils, turns on massage music, and I climb up there and he goes to town…

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

Going to a second Yankees game today I am so happy they won yesterday I was yelling, “Let’s go Yankees” with everyone else and then they magically won

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

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[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

My Yankees won 🩵

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

@CinemaShogun Omg thank you i love you

[darthquesadilla @darthquesadilla]

My dad and I are going to a baseball game today I’m so happy

[Magnus Vigsø @MagnusVigso]

Fresh OJ is so powerful it literally neutralizes a high seed oil McDonald’s meal

[milk @lactosefreemom]

“Taught myself multiplication and division in third or fourth grade” is killing me. Baby that was the curriculum!

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Crashing out in the group chat and no one responds 😭🤣

[🌸 @chicorypetals]

new cheese village just discovered

[Elite Mid Capital 🇺🇸 @normalgirl0000]

Rent prices are so bad I’m genuinely considering living in a sailboat