imagining ao3 sending their own version of the duol*ngo owl to be like “hey, you haven’t checked the [anal sex] tag in a while! start a new streak and check out your faves!”
the kenobi show didn't have a single bad track: "Vader wants me" BANGER. "Kenobi is all that matters" SLAPS. "Lord Vader will have you at any cost" SEXY. "All he'll see is me" ICONIC. Don’t even get me started on "Perhaps your feelings for your old master have left you weakened"
forest watcher obi-wan setting up photo traps to catch poachers but he instead manages to film a young handsome athlete pleasuring himself after his morning run hahahaha hehehe
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOLKS!!! I commissioned the amazing @01lcg a while ago and I've been itching to share it with you guys.
A certain sith lord somewhere is enjoying his beautifully wrapped present😌 I wish everyone a nice holiday and new year!