samantha

28. Myla, Everleigh & Tatum's mum

[samantha @darthsamm]

My mom sent me a picture of my dads phone background and it’s me! An old unflattering picture of me - Three grandkids later and I’m still his favourite child 🥹🥹

[samantha @darthsamm]

Had an eye appointment today with my new optician, and ordered new glasses. Just got a call that they’re ready. So glad I switched offices because the customer service AND how quickly they did my prescription is unreal 🙌

[samantha @darthsamm]

I wonder how quickly I’ll get hooked on Stardew Valley again now that I took my Mac book out of hibernation 🙃 I can’t afford to stay up until 2am playing it like I use to - but it’s basically inevitable because when the heck do I have any free time to play during normal hours

[samantha @darthsamm]

I always said I had no interest in going to Cavendish. Then they announced Tyler Childers and we just spent $1400 on VIP tickets 🙃

[samantha @darthsamm]

Tyson makes great money, and I also get paid ok. We aren’t struggling, but it’s scary and sad to think of single/lower income families trying to feed themselves and their children. I paid $9 for 12 yogurt cups today, that will last 4 days if each of my children have one a day

[samantha @darthsamm]

I just did a fridge and pantry grocery run and it was $300. This will all be mostly picked over within a week and I’ll be back to stock up again for the same things🙃 $1200/month on food, plus our bi-monthly trip to gateway for meat. My wallet is crying lol

[samantha @darthsamm]

Everleigh was asleep on the couch after a busy day at the splash park. We missed Jackson’s baseball game and Mazie’s lemonade stand set up at the ball field, and Evy was so upset she didn’t get any. So Uncle Shawn didn’t hesitate to take 3 lemonades to our house for the girls❤️

[samantha @darthsamm]

Myla: do you know your husband acts like an eleven year old? 🤨

Yes hunny, I do, and I’m so sorry 😆

[samantha @darthsamm]

Tatum power puked all over her uncle Shawn tonight. That’s not the best part tho - He took his pants off and drove home in his underwear 😭😭😭 Now I have puke covered pants to wash lol

[samantha @darthsamm]

Does anybody wear sunscreen anymore? I thought it was common sense to apply and reapply throughout the day. The amount of people who are posting pictures of their burns just isn’t right. I have approximately 15 bottles of sunscreen if anyone needs any 🙃

[samantha @darthsamm]

It sounds like I’m murdering my kids but I’m really just washing my two year olds hair

[samantha @darthsamm]

My husband will brag about how quickly he can splice a 400 pair of fibre yet he’ll also bitch about threading together some minnie mouse banners for our daughters birthday 🤣

[samantha @darthsamm]

@morganjadex Frigggg Myla has been an angel since birth. Everleigh absolutely was a handful at 3 (She’ll be 4 in August,) but Tatum is a different species 🫠🫠By far my wildest, most head strong child!! I love them all so so much, its just tiring some days 😢

[samantha @darthsamm]

When you have kids what’s the hardest age, and why is it 2?

[samantha @darthsamm]

And the best part was having to take the day off, and losing $85 from my pay check this week just for this shit show 🙂

[samantha @darthsamm]

I love her, more than anything. But boy when I was leaving the eye doctor I was ready to drop her off at the vet next door

[samantha @darthsamm]

What a fuckin waste of time Tatums eye appointment was. She needs glasses, and has since 6 months ago. Would NOT cooperate for her appointment today, and was told to come back in another 6 months. WHAT

[samantha @darthsamm]

Tyson’s been working in Shelburne since Monday and is probably going to be there until next week. Catch me at home all weekend drowning in the needs of my kids

[samantha @darthsamm]

Ordered Tyson a Bad Friends hoodie for his birthday. It’s too small and they don’t do exchanges?? Great!!!

[samantha @darthsamm]

I just looked at a picture and noticed one of my dimples is more pronounced than the other?? I swear they were always the same size. So either one got bigger, or the other got smaller