Darth Vader Secrets

To me, Darth Vader is the epitome of evil.

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Just think, someday we'll have a president who grew up watching Star Wars.

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? Light Side. ? Dark Side. ? It's complicated.

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Never give up, unless you lose your arms and legs and get burned by lava.

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The Force is weak with people who don't know the difference between your and you're.

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Siri would be so much cooler if she had my voice.

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I typed this using the Force

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Join the Dark Side, we have free beer.

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Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

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That awkward moment when you make a Star Wars reference in a conversation and the other person doesn't get it.

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Darth Maul smiles more than Kristen Stewart.

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Relationship Status: Watching Star Wars

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I lost all my limbs, I was horribly burned, my wife died and I still brought balance to the Force.

What's your excuse?

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@(*_*)@ Princess Leia

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Pretending flashlights are lightsabers doesn't make you a nerd, it makes you awesome.

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Cheap Date Ideas - https://t.co/XPc27JT7bI

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If you both love Star Wars, it was meant to be.

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Cute Animals - https://t.co/mb4tjVU7YC

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Relationships are like lightsabers, they are a lot of fun, but if you're not careful, they can really hurt you.

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Dear girls,

Please don't dress as Miley Cyrus this Halloween.

Sincerely,

Everyone

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Join the Dark Side, we give everyone lightsabers for Christmas.