DarthShrimp🍤

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She/They
Human Disaster

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

Happy Bell Riots Day, someone find Sisko to save LA

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

If your meal plan “snack” is a juice drink, immediately disqualified.

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

Ngl X-Men (2000) hits different as an adult who’s taken a history class.

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

I’m going to play LA Noir on twitch tonight for the first time, and I’m really excited to see who steps out of the ring victorious. 150% expressions or my autism.

[GoofyWise 🇵🇸 ☭ @GoofyWise]

The fact Meg the stallion did this before the government or Beyoncé let’s you know billionaires and politicians do not care about you and need to be taxed to oblivion and impeached.

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

@cannetrip I will not stand for this slander

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

adding mary shelley's "life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it."

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

And on top of everything Charlotte the Stingray died

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

the american news media today

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

My creative block is really starting to sound like “Watch Bo Burnhams Inside on repeat again”

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

I feel like Cybertrucks give me uncanny valley, but like the kind that killed the Neanderthals, not the kind that makes CreepyPastas

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

I am FINALLY going to play Outer Wilds, after god knows how long of wishing to! Tune in tonight at 7:30 PST on twitch to witness my descent into the unknown!

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

Yall I’ve got the new @DeadbyDaylight @Wizards_DnD pack and I’m ready to suuuuuuuck 😋

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

How do I professionally say “Don’t worry babygirl I gotchu” to a professor? Because I think she needs to hear it.

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

@tisriss Turns out what he likes to do is trap people in Ubers

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

@GillianFoxglove I would like to throw my hat into the ring!

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

No universal healthcare in America but we do have a literal army of cops ready to attack our kids for opposing genocide.

[DarthShrimp🍤 @Darthshrimp95]

I am going to stream Hades II tonight and ascend to a plane of queerness never seen before.