Sam

fluffy menace

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

just found out about this insane Toraja manene culture in Indonesia where families take their dead relatives out of their graves, clean them, dress them in fresh clothes and hang out with them like wtf
the youtube videos are wild

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@samarmx10 Kya haal hai es desh ke

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

Bkl 😭😭 kya paagal log hai bhai ye chinese log

[汐 @xixikawaii]

我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@samarmx10 Ur name means war , mine gentle breeze

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

Accha is worst reply ever

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@nadikapahad It was skyfall song reference haha

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@samarmx10 Samar , myself sameer

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@samarmx10 Haaan wo bhi

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@nadikapahad U said ' this is the end ' so I continued with ' hold ur breath and count to ten '

U didn't get it so i deleted 😅
Search that line on YouTube

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@nadikapahad Ooh okay

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@nadikapahad because “accha” gives me absolutely nothing , how am i supposed to 😭 continue the conversation from that

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

You must break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

hanging out with your friends is kinda the whole point of life

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

modern friendships have just become sending each other reels instead of actually talking

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

parents will either say “you are still a kid” or “you’re not a kid anymore” depending on which benefits them. 😭

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@kaoruhimari 😂😂 this is sooo me

[k🌸 @kaoruhimari]

Flipping my pillow over to the cold side mmmm

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

@liarciggy Is that harley quinn

[Sam @darthvaderchan]

my twitter tl is funny and wholesome but the moment i start scrolling through videos it’s just people fighting, throwing punches and random gore