Bradley

Pipe smoker and ex-forces. Trump supporter. Colorado Rapids fan. Born in 1964.

[Bradley @DarthVap]

Just FYI. I will not accept people being rude or disrespectful to me. I have served this country for 6 years and expect everyone I come across to thank me for my service. God bless America.

[Bradley @DarthVap]

@vox616 @yesimLAbaby My eldest son's (worth more than you) holiday reading was the brand new Harry Potter and, with his sun-streaked hair and mahogany tan, he looked like a local. Try telling that to a million harassed parents when Mattel's Harry Potter merchandise doesn't hit the shops

[Bradley @DarthVap]

My biggest dream is leaving my autistic son @vox616 after this pandemic. It always brings me joyful tears...I just need to make sure he’s aware that he is not independent (keep stealing money from my wallet to buy himself loads of juice and fidget spinners)

[Bradley @DarthVap]

@yesimLAbaby That sentence makes no sense cus you misspelled a word haha

[Bradley @DarthVap]

Just launched five of em. Horses screeching. Fair to say I ran away.

[Laura🐧 ⎕ @LauraSparklex]

If you’re in London protesting and you’re throwing bottles at horses then you’re an absolute cunt #londonprotest

[Bradley @DarthVap]

@spinningjoe @MesserBest Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

[Bradley @DarthVap]

@vox616 He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

[Bradley @DarthVap]

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him. He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.

[Bradley @DarthVap]

After watching The Last Dance, I can’t help but think Craig Bellamy is the next one for season 2

[Bradley @DarthVap]

People really need to stop acting like Michael Jordan did the impossible. In some cases he had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.

[Bradley @DarthVap]

Goochie gang goochie gang goochie gang

[Bradley @DarthVap]

She eats Messi’s cheese. Very bizarre if you ask me, might even sound disgusting. Won’t judge tho no everyones got their fetishes

[Bradley @DarthVap]

BREAKING NEWS: Female can make food slash female at the kitchen slash female doing their thing haha

[Bradley @DarthVap]

@vox616 @USASoccerFanz (I’d like to think I was named after him even though I’m older😂)

[Bradley @DarthVap]

@vox616 @USASoccerFanz YES PLEASE OMG

[Bradley @DarthVap]

Mary where are you I miss you FUCKKKKK SAKE SHOW UP YOU WHINY BITCH GET TO ME DICKEY DICKEY

[Bradley @DarthVap]

Because you didnt click play until now LOOOOOL driving home for christmas du du du. All I want for christmas is y.....Yaris Hybrid 2019 so get to work little puppy

[Bradley @DarthVap]

MATE MATE MATE. Orange juice is the drink for you, drink some juice and give your doggo some avocado. Merry xmas Jlingz x

[Bradley @DarthVap]

I say oh my god I see the way you smile. GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED MATE NOW NOW NOW SIT DOWN LITTLE PIKEY OMGGGGG

[Bradley @DarthVap]

Shut the minge up you clapped little snake. You left our home 2 weeks ago and now you acting like nothing ever happened. I feel ill and so does Mary. Might throw your dog out later idk