dart vader

the king of the castle and the dirty rascal

[dart vader @dartvader___]

START GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME

[rhéa @calicorunt_]

pour one out

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I'm sprung

[dart vader @dartvader___]

bad day to be a jar of pickles

[dart vader @dartvader___]

honestly i have probably licked every jar in my fridge

[dart vader @dartvader___]

my cat smells like a bacon n egger

[dart vader @dartvader___]

@_madsbaby madi omg

[dart vader @dartvader___]

fuck light soya sauce

[dart vader @dartvader___]

big slump energy

[dart vader @dartvader___]

I FUCKING LOVE CHARLIES ANGELS

[dart vader @dartvader___]

hiiii just saw a super creepy video of a man hiding in a women’s campground bathroom 🙃🙃 be safe this summer my friends and remember standard oven cleaner is corrosive and will fit in your toiletries bag ! 🥰

[dart vader @dartvader___]

made it 70 days

[dart vader @dartvader___]

how early is too early for me to start calling my new boss Big Shoots

[dart vader @dartvader___]

ladies. the met gala has stairs like every year

[dart vader @dartvader___]

🫡

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

until next time, @StanleyCup.

[dart vader @dartvader___]

wiz khalifa looks great

[dart vader @dartvader___]

convincing my neighbours they’re in a simulation by wearing the same thing on a walk two days in a row

[dart vader @dartvader___]

nephews from small town sask just compared the u of w to the disney castle

[dart vader @dartvader___]

nothing gets my rocks off like someone telling me i asked a good question

[dart vader @dartvader___]

you guys ever just get so excited about all your new favourite songs that you haven’t even heard yet

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me