Marten

Back from the Netherlands again, former Ontario dairy farmer, 30 year old just living it up from day to day! Thank God I'm still here!

[Marten @dartymarty]

@mattvanswol @grok who is this woman? What happened to her?

[Marten @dartymarty]

@nickhiem Where you at man? Looks beautiful

[Marten @dartymarty]

@FlySwoop Really Swoop?? I have a funeral to attend in British Columbia tomorrow and you guys cancel the flight from Hamilton for this little bit of snow? Not the first time I've had a flight cancellation with your company and I'm assuming it won't be the last....#disappointed

[Marten @dartymarty]

@elonmusk Hello Mr. Musk, I'm hoping you can help me out, I have to get to British Columbia before Christmas day from Ontario. Swoop cancelled my flight but I was hoping I could borrow your private jet perhaps? Any help would be greatly appreciated, Merry Christmas good sir!

[Emma @agwithemma]

Don’t just thank a farmer, pray for a farmer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian truckers rule

[Marten @dartymarty]

@ChittendenNate @KellyCreekDairy No sir, make out....not sex. And the condom goes on the man, they really do have a shit education system down south don't they?

[Marten @dartymarty]

@ChittendenNate @KellyCreekDairy Everyone who doesn't want to get pregnant wears a condom. I've seen enough of the mask freaks get covid, I rarely wear one and have never had it. Made out with a woman on New year's who had covid and didn't get it. Preventing the spread has nothing to do with masks

[Marten @dartymarty]

@KellyCreekDairy @ChittendenNate Dude, world leading doctors have said that masks don't make a difference, put one on,look how many spots there are for the virus to still get in. Condoms work unless you're hung like a horse and you break them every time. @KellyCreekDairy is keeping up, it's you that isn't

[Marten @dartymarty]

@FawnJackson1 Travel as much as you possibly can, there's a world out there waiting for you. I spent most of my 20s working on my dairy farm but sold it in 2018 and started traveling and to this day I have no regrets.

[Marten @dartymarty]

@ranchingaround Ok so sounds like you Americans have the same problem as Canadians and absolutely don't know how to use roundabouts. I lived in Canada for 6 months last year and I shook my head very often at a roundabout.

[Marten @dartymarty]

@ranchingaround The only reason to do that is if they're taking the first exit out of the roundabout...

[Marten @dartymarty]

@ranchingaround Left or right blinker?

[Marten @dartymarty]

Today marks 10 years since my life changing accident, so very thankful to God for sparing me that day....I wasn't expected to make it through the first night. Very curious to see what He has in store for me in the years to come! #thankGod

[Marten @dartymarty]

@dfaber84 As long as you also kill a bottle of wine the salmonella won't survive

[Marten @dartymarty]

@CoulterClint DM me please

[Marten @dartymarty]

@benz_miles Can you please DM me the details, looking to come out to the states

[Marten @dartymarty]

@apasztor82 @KloepferJesse Haha grammar nazi-ing it up meanwhile in your tweet it was supposed to be "their" 😂