Darv Vader

I am Darv Vader

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Well, that is just great I lost 13 POUNDS using new effective FAT BURNER . =) http://t.co/61cy9BJoda

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

#teamanti-niggers

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

I'm back sluts

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

I would make a good black guy.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

@2ThrownBrett you don't stand a chance.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

One more hour till the 5 o clock free crack giveaway #excited

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

"I still don't know why I love it so much" - Justin timberlake... I love it too Justin... Cocaine is great

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Why are all girls trying to test me! What are you a teacher?! If so give me some headucation

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Blow away cocaine. Leave me alone

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Ya know whats fun.
Blow. You know what's real fun alcohol. You know what's more fun morphine. You know the best fun all at the same time.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

It's either this or call MG

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Gonna get like 60 candles have a special ceremony to bring Pablo Escobar back to life to do blow with him.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Top ten plays of the tweak!

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

It snowed last night 😳

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

The only running I do is either up a chicks leg or from the cops.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

I roll x but I've never had one

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Remember if you don't jerk off today the terrorists win.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

Homos are gay

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

The only thing I like about church is missionaries. And missionary is my least favorite position.

[Darv Vader @darv_vader]

The names Darv but after 11PM I'm nostrildamus.