Dylan Harkins

Small-town Texan, big-thing doer | Host @showloosecannon | Rapper aka Darxx

[リポ・トウ @riposhima]

スケッチ いい匂いで起きた犬

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[Tay Keith @taykeith]

Life is short so live that shit

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[Jon Abrams @RealJonAbrams]

one of the greatest American actors, period.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is.
CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food.
BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing?
CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream.
BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

proud of the spurs

they overachieved all season long

there’s no team in the league i would trade rosters with

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

many of you will cheer for OG Anunoby but anu got noby to celebrate with

[Noa Dalzell 🏀 @NoaDalzell]

The Spurs are moving me ngl

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

Now you're finally seeing the real opps

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how it feels to try to do anything

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Beautiful record, never goes out of style

[Ray Nez @ratnes_]

Don Draper summer

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I’ve outgrown the need for Toy stories. As an adult I’m more interested in the bitter taste of coffee, which I actually enjoy

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

nobody talk to me for 100 years