Daryl Sharpe

There is an art to flying, or rather, a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground, and miss. All views are my own.

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@BSydes @HeartworkSolo @lumacx it's amazing what can happen when one glass of Lidl prosecco reminds you "Ben Sydes" fits where "Jolene" does

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

Just bathed and pruned Ben the guinea pig and if he passed as a wig before he'll only pass as a bad toupee now #sorry

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@Stagecoach_East Thank you.

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@Stagecoach_East Any answers? Been in the cold for over an hour now and instead of being early to my plans I'm now late.

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@Stagecoach_East Thank you.

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@Stagecoach_East waiting since before 10 at Loves Farm for 10.03 X5 to Cambs, that one didn't show and the 10.33 drove past full. Any ideas?

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

10 secs into #GBBO and we have our first sex toy joke; love it

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@ITV even if you aren't going to speak specifically about it!

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@ITV should be mentioning it during the weather (great climate for a vote!) Between news stories (just time to mention it's the eu ref...)

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@ITV had breakfast TV on for half an hour no and no mention of the fact it's the BIGGEST DECISION OF OUR NATION today. Appalled tbh.

[Adam Marsh @adammarshuk]

@cambeerfest @darylsharpe16 #myhospital "I was going to go to the beer festival, but I had no body to go with"

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@GregoryPowell10 @AngliaRuskin only just seen this, thank you..!

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

You do you! #HumanPups

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

Only popped in to @AngliaRuskinSU to use a plug and now I've got these motivational critters #bonus

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@straighttalkeva @Sarah_EOCambs <3 <3

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

'The Eurovision Straightjacket'

I have no words.

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

Oh Nige's apology 😍

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

@darylsharpe16 brutal reporting by @btsportrugby haha! Good luck @LeicesterTigers 🐯🏉👏

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

"how old were you when the tigers were last here in the semi finals then Ben Youngs?"
"oh uhhh-"
"12, you were 12 weren't you Ben"
😂🏉

[Daryl Sharpe @darylsharpe16]

You'd think with only one bus an hour @StagecoachCambs would try to ensure it runs on time...? #citi5 #Longstanton #15minslateandcounting