uncle gumbo 🇺🇸

five easy hot dogs. target shareholder.

[✰ @smhgoofys]

burries alone clears whatever the fuck this was

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

bruh

[lainie @youngneandrthal]

anyone want to go to the giannis mural tomorrow and put our hands on it like the western wall

[k @kurtos]

giannis antetokounmpo is weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb

[Kara @karafagan]

MLB teams have whole campaigns begging you to vote their players into the ASG. They should start airing political-style ads that attack their opponents with unflattering black & white photos and out of context quotes.

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The worst part of applying for jobs is having to write cover letters explaining my deep passion for a company I had no idea existed until I saw the job listing 2 hours ago

[Jayden 🇺🇸🇪🇸🇵🇹 #loveislandFC @spottednjigba]

amon ra #eatthatbeefboy

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

Hacking your boys Neuralink and installing Ausar Thompson the night before his 3rd place intramural game

[viceroy gaga @viceroy_gaga]

Youtube used to have something of a genuine "video essayist" community, at least an hour-long deep dives into some topic with a truly original take, and now any idiot with mic just does these weekly recaps of whatever dumb thing is trending on tiktok and in a gaping drawling mouth explains why this is heckin problemaaaaaaaaaatic

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

This is so fucking funny this guy is a real life Kenny Powers.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

btw, none of our graphics are AI.

[Maia @maiamindel]

kinda crazy how much video games have fallen off as a cutlural artifact. entering borderline unc slop territory

[🦉Hootz🐍🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

in the mid 2010s there was a conspiracy to try and convince people that bohemian rhapsody was the greatest song ever made

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

guy whos most popular joke ever is teaching his dog how to sieg heil: errrm guys? this is NOT freaking funny

[Raz 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇮🇷🇮🇪📕🔜 AC, MGPLX(?), Furpoc, @RazLikesRocks]

Actually GVF showed *why* rock is dead. Rock fans dont want anything new, they want the 70s again. No experimentation or progress, just nostalgia. They feel also entitled cuz rock was the dominant form of music for so long they expect everything to be spoon fed to them via radio.

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am