Chris Brady

The world wide leader in awesome.

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

Would love to have beer with @WoodyHarrelson

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

My future kids better not hold their nose when they jump in a pool

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

Checking in on the #NBA... still unwatchable.

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

My thoughts on Gary Sanchez.. https://t.co/vu55zsi92S

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

#ESPN is just jamming unwanted #StarWars references down down our throats during this Yankee game

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

“Let’s gooooo!” is a trigger for me

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

I would bully Clint Frazier if I was a Yankee. Looks like a red headed weasel

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

Just rediscovered gold bond. Life is good #TaintOnIce

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

Getting older just means that sneezes pull muscles

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

*Gets 1st round of vaccine*
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*Feels terrible the next day*
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Me: Whiskey will help.
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*It does*

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

Me: How does someone get back inter Twitter after being away for long?
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Twitter: Just say what’s on your mind.
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Me: I envy people who can sleep with their mouth closed.

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

It always bothered me that in Varsity Blues, the Mox would throw the ball out of bounds to stop the clock instead of spiking it. Thats just bad clock management

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

@Far2Breezy My god that place is the tits

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

If I see you Facetiming in public, I'm gonna hate you forever

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

Starting to get worried that I don't have plans for the 4th yet.

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

@Far2Breezy @JRGold3 @MikeyBigGertz @robertAbooey @Bharper3407 Buster Posey is so injury prone that he would have shattered his knee the second he stepped on the infield grass

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I hope my future son hates the #NBA as much as his dad.

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

@Far2Breezy #45DegreeRule

[Chris Brady @dasBRADY]

@MrYyEaRnS @Far2Breezy May just have to go to Memphis and catch a @memgrizz game #NeverNBA