Nicole

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@multco Me: good idea!
*queues up @PrimeVideo*

@PrimeVideo: “Movies we think you’ll like”.... The Core, Pandemic, Fahrenheit 451, etc.

Me: *queues up @netflix*

@netflix: “Recommended for You”.... How it Ends, Extinction, etc.

Me: *grabs book* 😂

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@NashvilleSC @TimbersFC Thank you! It’s so bad here we can barely see. I took this pic of downtown yesterday...

[Nashville SC @NashvilleSC]

Our friends in Portland were there for us in our time of need. It's our turn to be there for them (virtually, this time).

Nashville fans, check out the @TimbersFC tweet below to see how you can help those affected by the wildfires in Oregon.

#NGUOY x #RCTID

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@tuckwoodstock @alex_zee Yep. I took this pic of downtown earlier today. 🥺

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@multco I couldn’t believe how bad the air was today. I took this pic while stuck in traffic on I-5.

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

Downtown Portland today. #oregonfires2020 #oregonfires #clackamaswildfires #oregonwildfires

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@pattonoswalt They really should just rename the company to SolidH8.

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@RoseCityCC was amazing!

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th AND a Full Moon. The last occurrence was in 2000 and the next won’t be until August 13, 2049. This particular Harvest Moon is in Pisces, prime time to release any fears and hangups. 🖤🧿🌕

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

be more like Walter...

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I don't think I've ever had this much determination, motivation or commitment for ANYTHING in my life...EVER.
#Sad... I need to be more like Walter. #Goals

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

Now that’s a lot of lightning! 🌩😳

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

When you really want to do a full mud mask to clean those pores - but you have to wait until after your parrot goes to sleep or else you’ll be chased around the house by a small angry toddler with the voice of a jet engine who’s also equipped with a wood chipper for a mouth. 😐

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@KLFredheim @CatsVsHumanity I was so excited the day I bought a new washer & dryer that I sat cross-legged in front of it and read the entire manual with pride while it made that glorious 🎶 upon activation. You could have put a unicorn in front of me and I wouldn’t have noticed. #adulting

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

Simone Biles - the first gymnast in history to land a triple-double—two flips and three twists—cleanly in competition. I’m assuming she has a cape in her gymnast bag. ⭐️

[Phillip Atiba Goff @DrPhilGoff]

Straight up superpowers over gravity.

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@LibyaLiberty It would really depend on the order. Like, are we talking a basic skinny latte? or a super annoying venti matcha green tea frappuccino made with soy milk, chips, and peppermint? or a full fledged straight up mocha in all its glory (with sprinkles)? The order matters!

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@Stonekettle It would be woefully underwhelming.

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

@Stonekettle He’s now blaming it on video games. If video games were to ever actually contribute to mass violence it would actually look like a bunch of adults standing around spending 90% of their time organizing inventory and recalculating their abilities while checking the world map.

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

Apparently, someone dumped @Skittles all over the parking spot I pulled into and I didn’t know it. My tire now looks like it has a very fabulous case of smallpox. 🌈

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

Sitting outside #Chipotle, sharing lunch with a little bird hovering around my table. [5 min later] Now there are six. [10 min later] Now twelve. I am the Mother of Chickadees. Defender of the Urban Realm. Cower at my army of tiny birds! 🐦

[Nicole @das_nicolio]

oh snap!