das 🍊

annoying about pop culture + f1! i write tweets for a living but not these ones. dolly parton enthusiast. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 they/them

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

kind of hard to take your apology seriously when you’re retweeting things that say you actually did nothing wrong

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

and when offset is giving her the same energy she doesn’t know what to do. you know what? I’m gonna say it. she needs to take improv classes let’s get some “yes and” going in here

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

the thing that doesn’t work for me is other gimmick interviewers still like… interview the subjects. chicken shop date is so fun bc people love chatting to amelia in a silly way, btwn two ferns is funny bc everyone’s laughing. this is just awkward with no payoff

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

@chaoticgrrrrrl it’s like when the huw edwards story was breaking and random newsreaders were being accused of grooming/abuse on such a wide scale. who does that help

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

@notphosie @SCUDERIAFEMBOY ok if you’re being serious i meant “no one should be doing unpaid labour *for the site*” because that is what the post is about? i have no strong feelings about the concept of volunteering

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

@notphosie @SCUDERIAFEMBOY i mean if you’re going to read my original tweet in such a bad faith way that’s on you, and is why i would have assumed you disagreed with me. you know exactly what i meant and it’s insulting to both of us to suggest you didn’t

[Little White Lies @LWLies]

Featuring interviews with Jason Schwartzman and the filmmaker himself, Sophie Monks Kaufman investigates the neurodivergent coding in the cinema of Wes Anderson – check out Part One of our long read now https://t.co/xLkb9roQWj

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

@notphosie @SCUDERIAFEMBOY wtf are you even talking about 😭 do you think writers should “volunteer” to do the job they’ve trained to do for years? how are people supposed to afford rent and food if they’re only able to get jobs in their field on a volunteer basis? be so so serious oh my godddd

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

“John Lennon was shot dead!” bounces round my head like a pinball some days

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

i hold these very close to my heart

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

the cabello one is so funny 1. bc i was at the game and we could hear her fine and 2. she clearly had no idea that fans were literally being tear gassed outside the stadium

[trish @ultragloss]

history was made and u honestly just had to be there like if u weren’t watching from a google drive u weren’t watching at all

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

also i have had many journeys like this, almost every journey from england to scotland is like this. please take your anger/incredulity to the people responsible (tories, rail companies) + support the striking workers

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

this thread is insane and a great example of our broken railway system but what’s the actual need for digs like this lol? you’re not in some unexplored apocalyptic wasteland you’re in preston

[James Nokise @JamesNokise]

Shortly after that, they informed us that the “rumours were true” and the train had been cancelled and would be terminating at the next stop: Preston.

“Where is Preston?” you may ask.

Only god and Northerners know. Even the scot’s weren’t sure.

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

“even the scots didn’t know” oh really. is that so

[boygenius @xboygeniusx]

‘the rest’ EP out Fri, Oct 13th. available to pre-order on limited edition yellow 10” vinyl, CD, as well as pre-save now: https://t.co/4p5kD94xI8

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Cover photo by Matt Grub

[das 🍊 @das_penman]

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[John B @johnb78]

It's both grimly funny and rather telling that two of the best-known and most discredited concepts in 20th century psychology were invented independently in different countries by the police to try and cover up massive police failures (bystander effect and Stockholm syndrome)