D. Sambolin-Randolph

he/him

[D. Sambolin-Randolph @dasambolin]

@anibalgsan Join the club girl 😭

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

So, like many of you, I have at one point or another, as a classroom assignment or some other such situation, written a haiku. And so I know the rules of the haiku are:
3 lines
Each line has a specific number of syllables, specifically:
5
7
5

But here's the thing:

[D. Sambolin-Randolph @dasambolin]

@Bowens_Official I fall asleep
In hospital parking lots

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

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[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Olivia Munn calls out Blue Origin space trip:

“What’s the point? Is it historic that you guys are going on a ride? I think it’s a bit gluttonous. Space exploration was to further our knowledge and to help mankind. What are they gonna do up there that has made it better for us down here?”

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Hi Bob

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

Rachel Zegler had one of the most powerful producers in Hollywood fly out specifically to ask her to delete a tweet in support of Palestine and she refused.

More backbone and integrity at 23 than 99% of powerful people in this country. A queen.

[Stern Show @sternshow]

.@LadyGaga brought a brand new version of her hit song “Abracadabra” to the #SternShow during her recent interview with Howard Stern.

Stream the full interview now on @SIRIUSXM 👉 https://t.co/AytrsDxZZ6

[‏ً @hausofdisease]

2009 2025

[D. Sambolin-Randolph @dasambolin]

@anibalgsan Haven't been able to bring myself to listen to anything else since it dropped

[D. Sambolin-Randolph @dasambolin]

@anibalgsan

[D. Sambolin-Randolph @dasambolin]

@anibalgsan 😭😭 how you gonna be sick and not be able to enjoy it?

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

¡Viva La MAYHEM! We’re coming back. Mexico City. Estadio GNP Seguros. April 26.

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

When I say im old, I mean Rugrats in Paris on a orange VHS tape old…😭💀

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

The T-Rex paddock will now have a new name: The Pepsi T-Rex Paddock Presented by Pepsi

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

We don't hate him enough.