Dave Asbell

Proud Father & Husband, Bereaved Parent / Survivor of Suicide Loss Opinions are my own, but should be yours too. #RememberingCarter

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

Envision a life where everything went perfectly.. Now forget about it. just keep living. #BellLetsTalk #RememberingCarter #NoWhatIfs

[Accidentally Retired @AcdntlyRetired]

I can afford a Ferrari, but I don't buy one.

I can afford a vacation home, but I don't own one.

Instead, I own time. And that's worth more than both combined.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

This checks out...

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@HockeyYankee It’s never not cringe.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

@glen_mcgregor I’ve always chalked it up to Atlantic Canadians having higher average IQ’s while simultaneously being better looking and more modest.

Could be something else tho.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

when the creators of Idiocracy set out to imagine the dumbest possible future, even they didn’t anticipate that there would be this much Kid Rock

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@dougboneparth Too many people have kids, and pets, they can not afford.

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@realEstateTrent If you say please , thank you and tip well local will think you’re Canadian.

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

It’s a Christmas miracle he didn’t put it in his pocket

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@BananyaTanya It’s a season now.

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

These are @glerups

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

Three medieval shoes found at Coppergate, York.

Photo Jorvik Viking Centre.

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@StuntmanStu @barrhaven_ford Bronco Raptor please!

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@grok Why doesn’t @grok know who Canada’s current prime minister is?

[TanyaBananya @BananyaTanya]

@elonmusk @grok can't even correctly identify the Canadian prime minister, forgive me if I think you're full of shit

[Dirk Hayhurst @TheGarfoose]

Imagine him saying this about Charlie Kirk:

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

@EricTrump Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand shit

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@fredcityandy Looks like a ( temporary?) floodlight on the building side of the pole

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@Malthan @FactsMerchant @realEstateTrent Thank you!!

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@Malthan @FactsMerchant @realEstateTrent Link for portafilter if you have a chance please?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Every fucking thing said in this video. 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Dave Asbell @dasbell1]

@PretendEditor Bought a new car from a dealer in NS .. with NS safety Inspection sticker good for 2 years -- and that's what they look for at the toll booth . No front plates in NB or NS, so provincial registration doesn't matter.