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Listen, I don't want any trouble- just gimme the nachos.

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@SenatorBanks Hi Senator, this is a random suburb outside of Indianapolis. If you had to guess, how many trucking companies do you think are in this photo? 10? 30? 90?

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@ectofive Honestly I expected more from the franchise that brought the world Jizz music.

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@RadioFreeTom Getting that congratulations is roughly as bad of news as being told Mrs. Columbo is a big fan of yours

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@ectofive Kinda.

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@MrPope "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5 has to play every time I'm there unless the manager that sets the Muzak to Christian soft rock is on duty

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@MrPope Gonna depend on how much of that box is wireless PlayStation guitars with no dongle

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@ACEMoney1138 I dunno man, think about how bad the radioactive mutant murder hornets are gonna be

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@JO_clever_KE @travis_view I'm starting to suspect by "elevate citizen journalists" he means "promote my weird right wing podcaster buddies"

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@AutumnFallnSky @krasmanalderey @Nobilis619 @fasc1nate I've seen it happen. They really love to do it in my cilantro plants for whatever reason

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@AutumnFallnSky @krasmanalderey @Nobilis619 @fasc1nate Ants will "farm" small insects called aphids that excrete a sugary liquid they like. Neat thing, annoying for gardeners 😭

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@RogerMarshallMD Value bofa deez nuts

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@RealBrianCrane

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@RealBrianCrane Okay so you get the slurp juice and then you take your apes...

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@ForecasterEnten Tuesday's grey and Wednesday, too.

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@netw3rk I watched the entirely of The Devil’s Advocate with my grandparents as a child.

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@RealBrianCrane I'm a ketchup/pickle relish kinda guy. They'll sell you a dog for $1. You're just supposed to shove them in your drunk face.

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@atrupar

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@theBGrass What could you mean? It's not like anyone can pretend to be a Robinhood employee and write whatever they want on reddit.

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@theheatherhogan bags of sliced meat from the deli counter instead of out of one of those circular yellow Oscar Meyer packages

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These chucklefucks are still in the A’s in the list of states