maui

i’m gonna need you to make a vibe saving throw

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saw a familiar looking painting today

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our @SpiritAirlines plane just sucked something into the turbine 💀

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how do I tell Spotify that I never want to hear Tom Petty again

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og fortnite is back and I just bought tickets to see creed. I can feel god in my cubicle this morning

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strategically listening to my favorite sleep podcast while driving

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oh great, nice pupper. let me guess, it’s heckin?

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Fisker Ocean spotted in the wild

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I need him

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the LEGO ‘DUNE’ Ornithopter.

Releases on February 1 and costs $164.99.

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just drove by a saturn vue redline I feel like I saw a celebrity

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every job site needs a fun little robot to do gymnastics

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Bethesda says modders will be able to create their own patches to fix the bugs they were too lazy sort out before release

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Bethesda says modders will be able to create their own planets and stories in #Starfield

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I can’t wait for my kids to find my hoard of USB standard flash drives 50 years from now and desperately searching for an adapter only to find they all have a ripped copy of Minecraft and 30 essays about Mesopotamia on them

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@DezTheOpossum Thought this was in reference to the element moon roof and felt very seen for a moment

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how does the newly released information on UFOs and aliens affect my 8:30am tee time on saturday

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doing some house hunting and keep seeing mid-century modern abbreviated but can only ready it as man crush monday

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tell me why my dad asked me if I wanted to see oppenheimer with him and then texted me a day later saying that it was good

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you can’t tell me that isn’t Connor Roy

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s lawyer Kevin Morris was just spotted ripping a BONG on the balcony of his LA home—CLEARLY visible from the road—during a visit by the president’s son (Daily Mail)

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I think about this almost daily because they are consistently owned by mid 40’s men who look like they lost everything in the 2008 crash

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may your blade put it down, flip it, and reverse it

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

"Mind is the Fear-killer. Scratch that, reverse it."

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just saw someone i can only describe as young John Goodman wearing pit vipers

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Yeah, I’m at “work”