Dasdrawer The Cool Guy

poor asf

[JT @jiratickets]

this might be the best tweet ever written

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

Only a woman could make going to canadian tire feel like bath and body works

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

Shidding and farrhting

[mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE]

When people make representations of the 7 deadly sins most of them are the subject (ie. sloth is a lazy person, wrath is an angry person, gluttony is a fat person, etc.)

Almost without fail, though, is the tendency to represent lust as the object, an extremely hot girl

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

Weed for 2 weeks costs the same as food for a day

[Ciarán @androgynator]

your critique of ai cannot be entrenched in aesthetics because there will be a time when you see an ai image or hear an ai song and think "that looks/sounds good". your critique of ai must always be entrenched in the poisonous effect it has on people's brains and the planet.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass it completely shredded all of my toilet paper to bits and now my bathroom looks like a snowglobe

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

The ai assistants image was modeled after an intern who committed suicide following a hazing incident

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

I cAn HaNdLe ThE fOrBiDdEn KnOwLeDgE bRo. I'm CoMmItTeD tO tRuTh BrO

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

only in SF can you shoot up chinese peptides in the corgi cafe restroom while listening to the all-in podcast

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

Really breaks my heart when an OF girl is good at guitar

[trulley 🧠 @trolley_rebel]

i prayed to god and he answered

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

@RealPostFolder These guys don't understand pimp philosophy

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

broooo did you just drink that whole tankard?? that wasn’t just ale that was a dwarven rusty nail, we need to get you to the cleric dude you’re about to go into liver failure

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Piss your pants NOW. Direct orders from Q

[Dasdrawer The Cool Guy @dasdrawer]

"Personal claim"
"What are your numbers"
"Numbers"
"Bad"