Doug Norton

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

EPISODE 2 OF KILLER MEALS IS OUT NOW!
We cooked Robert Lee Massie’s last meal:
Extra crispy oysters 🦪🔥, fries 🍟, a milkshake + soda 🥤
Then we tell the wild story behind his 3 death sentences ⚖️☠️☠️☠️

Watch now ▶️ https://t.co/TI8DmosPaT
#TrueCrime #LastMeals #KillerMeals

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@elonmusk I'd like it a lot more if EVERY PUSH NOTIFICATION wasn't some fringe right wing nut job telling me Obama is raising an army of pedophile alien monkeys on the moon. I don't follow any political accounts, and it's the ONLY kinds of notifications I get.

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@Trump2024Film Donald J. Trump has never said anything this lucid in his whole life. Not a chance those two back to back sentences are a direct quote.

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@RaymondZino @crtRASK @ChrisLuhmann @JoeBiden Pretty sure coffee is widely known for being hot

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@GregSto00569413 @TheMattEvers @JoeBiden People were getting married before Christianity, Judaism, before paganism, before Roman goes, before Greek gods, before Egyptian gods.... so how does marriage have it's basis in religion again?

[Olanverse Facts @FinalFacts]

#RenewFinalSpace trending party is a go! And this video is the perfect way to start it!! #FinalSpace

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@JohnTheCho I thought it was awesome, dude

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

Look at all the screens or whatever you have first and don't tell me it's MY fault you didn't see my order. IT'S YOUR APP. Charlotte, NC - Woodlawn Taco Bell @12:00 AM

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@tacobellcare Pulled up to the window and said "pickup order for Doug" Was told "Nobody has put in a Doordash order for Doug" I said politely "I ordered it through your app" Was told "Oh, well you should have said that." Not a HUGE deal, but it's super rude and NOT my problem.

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@mosseri maybe w we z:''%'7#"!8

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@Brazzers @JaydenMichele or @moniquealexande

[South Park @SouthPark]

Happy birthday, Randy! 🥳

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

Looking for that #samsgiving2020

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@HarrisTeeter Why are none of your online weekly adds ever complete anymore? I KNOW you have more than ground beef and ribs on sale this week. Get it together, Teeter

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@NicoleArbour Or maybe they just want to be an ally and not a bystander. Some of us have friends that feel effected by this and we want to stand up with them. It has nothing to do with being "a guilty white person" it has everything to do with being a good friend

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@NicoleArbour How do you figure?

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@NicoleArbour This dude is sharing videos of peaceful protesting on his feed and you're picking a fight with him. At some point you HAVE to realize that you're being a piece of shit

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@NicoleArbour This is the base you're mobilizing with this nonsense and you're SHOCKED when the word racist gets flung your way.

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@NicoleArbour Fact: You have turned into bargain brand Tomi Lahren.

Fact: You don't know what you're talking about

[Doug Norton @dasfreshness]

@NicoleArbour You do realize the protestors are protesting the looters are looting, right? God you're such a piece of shit these days 🤣 What happened to you?