darya

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

team conrad and its not even close

[Cantaloupe News @CantaloupeNews]

BREAKING: Hamas calls for a ceasefire between President Trump and Elon Musk

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

samantha: if it wasn't for those scars i'd sit on both his faces
charlotte: i have a date with bruce wayne tonight
miranda: bruce wayne is everything thats wrong with this city
carrie: big is moving to paris

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i wanna feel ur body, dont want romance

i just need to EAT THE BASS so let me dance

[Shania @shaaymc]

Philly!

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

no matter how shitty your morning is at your office job today at least you didn’t underwrite the insurance policy for a cargo ship that took out an $800 million bridge

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Us when Usher’s performance ends and Justin Bieber is still in his seat #Super bowl

[darya @dasha_kat]

we all know taylor cannot throw a punch

[girlfaggot @d0ntblameprachi]

Women I'd gladly let step on me or maybe punch me in the face : a thread

[lexi featherston stan updates @politicalth0t]

for the rest of my life i will think about the girl i just sat beside on my flight to toronto who tapped me on the shoulder and held up her phone open to her notes app which read “MY EX BF IS SITTING BEHIND US WITH HIS NEW GF”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

we need names like Yves Saint Laurent back wtf is tanner

[darya @dasha_kat]

@PARTYLEXDOOR this is the type of tweet i would expect if someone was kidnapped and their life was in danger and was tweeting in code for help

[shamus @shamus_clancy]

fishtown gf, south philly bf

[darya @dasha_kat]

me at 3:00am before my flight realizing i never brought my house keys to my work trip and now i can’t get back into my house

[darya @dasha_kat]

@PARTYLEXDOOR what have you been watching for then 😭

[darya @dasha_kat]

you’re either hot fat, or fat hot….. girl math

[darya @dasha_kat]

the Diamondbacks need to rethink their nickname cause all i hear on TV is “D-bags”

[darya @dasha_kat]

throw the whole game away