Your favorite artist has been practicing rituals in a satanic cult where they take babies from other countries & mutilate & kill them as a form of a blood sacrifice to their God. You see, when your master is satan, you must constantly shed blood. However, the JIG IS UP.
You should go out tonight and pay for a ticket to get into a bar and then pay for $25 drinks just to celebrate the new year with a bunch of sweaty lonely strangers. Should be fun. Everyone’s doing it