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Clavicular thinks his Indian Camp Looksmax contestant Kevin might be FAKING his entire NERDY personality after confronting him about putting on an ACT and saying he’s not fooled 😳👀

Clavicular: “I feel like you got everyone else fooled, but not me.”

“Great character, bro. I’m gonna catch you, dude.”

Kevin: “Maybe. I don’t know. I’d rather do some math problems.”

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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant got CALLED OUT for FRIENDZONING HIMSELF during a speed date after telling a girl he hoped they could just be friends, despite rating their date a 10/10 😳👀

Contestant: “I rate the date a 10 out of 10 because I got to talk to a pretty woman.”

“How the f*ck are you gonna friendzone yourself on the date, bro?”

“I hope we can be friends. What is that about?”

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Ellie got into a HEATED argument with Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Burrito after their date went WRONG when he kept bringing up her MONEY, leaving her convinced he was looking for a SUGAR MOMMY 😳👀

Ellie: “I think he’s a sweet young man, but I’m also not looking for a sugar baby.”

“I’ve already made 5 million. Why do I need an 18 year old to think that he can actually make me more money?”

Burrito: “I don’t appreciate you coming in here and using my name as a little diss.”

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@derklyc he's like a king at this point

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@derklyc he will cause himself an injury like this

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@derklyc he is insanely strong

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Clavicular saw his 72 year old CEO BILLIONAIRE Camp Looksmax contestant struggling in the gym and immediately stepped in to MOG him 😳👀

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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant 72-year old CEO worth $3.5B got SERIOUS after a contestant DISRESPECTED his wife right in front of him 😳👀

“Do not disparage my wife, or else we’ll have trouble.”

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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax participant Emilia revealed she has a 34O BRA SIZE and makes so much money from it that she’s hesitant to get a breast reduction, despite having a condition that causes her chest to keep GROWING 😳👀

Emilia: “I make a lot of money off of having big b**bs.”

“My b**bs have not stopped developing. I have macromastia, so they continue to grow.”

“I grow about a size a year.”

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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax participant Hexumlite explained how struggling with cystic acne made him believe his LOOKS were the reason people treated him differently, saying he eventually realized he didn’t need to change his personality, just his appearance 😳👀

“I stopped trying to pick my personality apart, change who I was.”

“I’m a good person, I’m an interesting person, I’m just ugly.”

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@derklyc How you make only $400 a month🤡

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@derklyc No way running away from her after saying this😭😭🙏

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@derklyc In what world are we living in 😭😭

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@derklyc broken man damn

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Clavicular’s girlfriend Lily called him for kissing another girl, but he went right back and did it again 😭💔

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@MarlonDaily its gotta be marlon

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Clavicular was SHOCKED after getting attacked by a goblin the moment he got to his hotel 😳👀

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Clavicular couldn't believe someone begged him to steal his girlfriend 😭💔 #clavicular

“Being a jester doesn't get you far!”

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Jasontheween reacts to WooWop walking away from Dub to tell the chat that he thinks his dad is RETARDED 🤧👀

“Y'all, I think my dad might be a little retarded. I see why I'm in a costume. He's pushing 40 and eating Crumbl Cookies in a chicken costume!”

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Aishah Sofey got absolutely FRIED by her own chat after saying GTA 6's Lucia is just pixels, they instantly reminded her she's pixels to them too 😭💔

"Do you guys realize she's made of pixels and codes?"

"Guys are breaking up with their girlfriends for Lucia, she's literally numbers and dots!"

"I'm a pixel to you? I'm made of flesh and blood! I'm NOT a pixel, I'm made of real life matter!"