ImADasher

I dash for cash. No tip = no or slow service and all kinds of nastiness. You don’t even want to know.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@_AmberRosa_ If you think your lame ass post affected me the slightest you’re sadly mistaken. My service is TOP NOTCH sista but cheap folks like you don’t deserve the service I provide. #gtfo my face.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

Starting at 8pm - you lazy mfr’s won’t be getting food from me if you ain’t tipping. #decline and if I do accept one or two cause they’re close by, your shit still gonna be late, definitely cold, half filled drink, no straw and left at the gate. Slave days are over. #doordash

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@footlongpeen Yep! Tell me where you’ll be ordering from so I can ensure I’m in the parking lot when the order comes through to the merchant. Place a sock on the door handle so I know you’re serious.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@Briana_Monic @DoorDash Then quit ordering from us please. We don’t like your nasty attitude. #byefelicia

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@ashakeali @DoorDash I can’t stand a fellow dasher having issues. What’s the problem? What’s your ratings? I know a guy in the right department.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@kristinaa_pos I agree. Last time I came to your place it smelled of rancid food in the trash outside and your weight is starting to get out of hand.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@rigmaster1128 @DoorDash_Help Yep, so we can delete them.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@emmygdala Your mama didn’t tell you she had a new side gig?

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@buunissa My bad. I looked through your contacts and saw you had no friends so I was trying to be nice.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@spooksh0wbby @DoorDash They do that your big butt gonna starve to death!

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@griceron_ I saw you too boo 😉 - you checking out my boner huh? I’ll stop by again tonight if you’d like.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@_kenzietayyy You nasty af ordering from that place! I’ve seen rats and roaches inside two American Deli’s this week alone.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@_AmberRosa_ You suck! Your attitude sucks too! We don’t want your business. Bye!

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@GaGaVeRSe @themasterdasher Where does it say you have to keep 100 a month? And why would you want Top Dasher status accepting $3 orders?

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@xriggity_ I’ll keep it. I’m hungry anyway.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@kimberl773 @DoorDash See ya. Don’t come back either. We don’t want your business.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@doordashmayne Thank you man. For real, that rate shit has been mentally getting to me - I feel trapped in it. I’m logging back in tonight and letting that shit go. I’m fed up running all over town for lazy ass people for $3. Much love to you for setting me free.

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

I need to know before I go INSANE!!!! Does acceptance rate matter? I’m damn fed up with $3-4 orders 6, 7, 8 miles away. Acceptance rate 82% I just logged out. #doordash

[ImADasher @dasher_im]

@wolfie2866 @DoorDash_Help I need to know before I go INSANE!!!! Does acceptance rate matter? I’m damn fed up with $3-4 orders 6,7,8 miles away. Acceptance rate 82% I just logged out.