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Somebody that you used to know

[Sam “Captain” @sam101chap]

In the worst case of touch grass known to man, I just picked up an item in Tesco thinking I needed it and walked around with it in my basket for 5 full minutes before realising that I needed it to finish a quest in Yakuza: Like A Dragon, not for something in my actual real life.

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@djnavarro @Chinchillazllla the “please i need to publish” effect

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

got all the stuff to cook the meal i want, now i gotta cook the meal???1?!?

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

People always say they want “a sober-minded analysis.”

I wouldn’t generalize about analyses as such.

Sometimes I like a good drunken analysis.

Sometimes it’s more honest.

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@thomas_violence Takes one to know one

[Tim the Shitposting Linguist @LinguisticsShi1]

In the German verb “rickrollen” the “rick” should be a separable prefix. I want to say things like “rickzurollen” and “ich habe dich rickgerollt” and “Ich rolle dich rick”

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@BenJungles None of them are without sin

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@pluckyminna Ah, right, makes sense!

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@pluckyminna Are fishes not allowed?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

weird lil gremblin

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@epistemophagy The Brown Snake cannot be matched

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@kotabuck Aw honey, I’m sorry ❤️

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@pluckyminna So magnificent

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@pluckyminna Aw poor baby! 😭

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@carrotonline What? That’s the time to get back on the horse!

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

trash is love. trash is life.

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@adrian_a_forest Shibes don’t have kittens though, they have bearwolf pups

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@carrotonline I dunno, I think a wetsuit is an any time of year look for ocean swimming

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@carrotonline I believe that is usually about *very* cold water. Was the cold plan for less busy beaches?