Pee

Not about conforming.

[Pee @DashingPee]

Nature is interesting. I watered the garden consistently for seven days and nothing. One day of heavy rain and sunshine intermittently and we have 1cm of sprout??

[Pee @DashingPee]

Oh my gosh Arsenal. That was so close and I am so sorry to all the fans.

[Pee @DashingPee]

Haven’t slept and looked out the window and it’s already bright and busy

[Pee @DashingPee]

This take is interesting, especially when you consider that many Nigerian homes aren’t built to trap heat and usually have fans or air conditioning. UK homes, on the other hand, are designed to retain heat.

[Pastor Who @PastorMarvy]

I find it extremely funny when an African raised in Africa is complaining about UK heat.

Who are you forming for?

[Pee @DashingPee]

My Dyson air multiplier has changed my life because today’s weather is the absolute ghetto.

[Pee @DashingPee]

And using her wedding as a measure for how long it should take to be considered TTC is crazy, because she may have been trying actively before her wedding.

[Beyoncé follows her @MsAdaO]

It took me almost 2 years to get pregnant and I was trying to conceive like mad. IMO from the time you decide you want to get pregnant and it doesn’t happen, you’re TTC. That’s why I didn’t understand when everyone was saying Veekee was being over the top with her crying.

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

It’s always interesting to see the views on what likes mean to some people

[Pee @DashingPee]

Thanks cooper

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Your children always wanting to be in your room, in your space, or just near you is really a sign that they feel safe with you. They love your presence, your energy, and the comfort of home you created for them. That’s not something to take lightly. Job well done.

[Pee @DashingPee]

Imagine being mixed and inheriting only the features of the race you despise 😂

[Pee @DashingPee]

I get why she’s upset, she looks like a complete black girl with relaxed hair 💀

[Kita @kitakartel]

I hear her, those pesky black women 😡

[Pee @DashingPee]

I tried to use change from my daughter’s piggy bank to pay for pizza, the way she freaked out, talmbout “that’s too much money leaving my possession”. I feel you baby 😭💀

[Pee @DashingPee]

Yet another reason my children won’t be doing sleepovers, what do you mean adult cruelty is not the only danger?

[Pee @DashingPee]

If you live alone, how do you know whether you snore or grind your teeth at night..?

[Pee @DashingPee]

Asking someone to get a loan on your behalf has to be a mental illness, like why would you think that was a normal thing to ask someone?!

[Pee @DashingPee]

Everyone saying he should suck it up and move on like he didn’t invest his time and literal soul in the marriage. Let the man grieve however he wants please!

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

❝If I had a kid out of wedlock, I would have been justified. Mayowa travelled abroad 6 years and for the small money I had, I was sending money to Mayowa everytime. Since 2021, I didn't see Mayowa again..❞

Roby Ekpo cries out about his previous marriage to Mayowa Lambe.

[Pee @DashingPee]

My hairdresser gives temporary facelift when she does your hair. I mean, you no go fit sleep that night and maybe the next couple but the lift is great.

[Pee @DashingPee]

A friend on the waiting list for a breast reduction finally did it and goodness, the surgeon did such a spectacular job! She’s an entirely new woman.

[Pee @DashingPee]

You can often tell which parent of a mixed child is black by the state of their hair.

[Pee @DashingPee]

Not my kids trolling my pronunciation of “Tuesday” lmao

[Pee @DashingPee]

Once again animals will always act like animals.

[Then/Now Sport @xThen_Now]

A woman posted a video of the moment she was attacked by her domestic cat. Why did it attack her with such ferocity?

Note: Before the attack, the cat seemed to smell something that prompted her to attack.