BREAKING: A bill has been passed to charge men with murder for masturbating and spilling their semen without prior approval.
LOL, just kidding. But that reaction of "that's ridiculous" you just had is the SAME reaction you should have when anyone suggests controlling a woman's body.
They don't legislate men's bodies.
They don't force vasectomies.
They don't tax Viagra, or ban it.
They don't criminalize spilled semen.
But what about Women?
- Forced to carry their rapists babies, even if they're as young as twelve years old.
- Denied access to abortions, even in the instance where it could save her life.
- Can be reported by "private citizens" for seeking abortion care in exchange for $10K reward in Texas.
- NOT allowed to make her own decisions on family planning without input from Republican politicians.
REMEMBER that when you vote.
VOTE BLUE.
BREAKING: Reporters uncover a disturbing interview in which new Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson revealed that he and his 17 year-old son regularly monitor each other’s online porn watching.
In the creepy interview, Speaker Johnson declared that he and his teenage son installed an “accountability software” called Covenant Eyes on their devices in order to monitor each other’s pornography viewing.
Johnson said, “It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So, he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.”
This new revelation comes just days after another interview surfaced in which Speaker Johnson revealed that he did “extensive studies” on homosexual relationships while in college.
Please retweet and ❤️ if you think that Speaker Mike Johnson is a “holier than thou” weirdo — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX
Imagine if Hakeem Jeffries couldn't get the votes to become Speaker and MSNBC was caught calling up Democrats and extorting them for their votes. The rest of the media would lose their minds.
FOX was caught doing that for Jim Jordan today.
No one in the media cares.
BREAKING: In Iowa today, Trump described military officials as "some of the dumbest people I've ever met.” This guy cannot be let back into the White House. Our troops are some of the finest leaders in America, and everyday they sacrifice their freedom to protect ours.
George Santos is living proof that it’s possible to be a shameless fraud, a consummate liar, a pathetic hypocrite, a criminal con artist, and a simply horrible human being — all at the same time.
This gave me goosebumps.
“My 18-year-old daughter was at Starbucks, alone, the other night.
A man came up to her and started talking to her.
A barista handed her “an extra hot chocolate someone forgot to pick up.”
How grateful I am for people who look out for other people!
Side note: She felt safe and did not remove the lid, but let them know.
She said the whole team was watching over her the rest of the time she was there.💚
Thank you to Starbucks for having a great team.”
I love having a GOOD man as President who cares about America and not only about using America.
Remember how it would be to wake up to chaotic ugly tweets every day that went on all day that no one could believe a US President would even think, must less tweet?
Well what do you know?
President Biden was being questioned by Special Counsel Robert Hur for the past few days, which trump never did.
You know why we didn't know about it? Because President Biden wasn't bitching about it, he just cooperated voluntarily.
Like a man with nothing to hide.
Pay close attention to how this site is handling the commentary on the Middle East.
No “community notes” to diffuse dangerous political disinformation.
Right-wing conspiracy theories running rampant, boosted by armies of bots and clickbait junkies.
This is exactly the setup they wanted going into 2024.