ohtani’s bookie

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

BREAKING: Man arrested for stealing $229 million dollars from the San Antonio Spurs

[N 🇵🇸 @aenxdxrr]

what the fuck are you guys watching

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

These hoes don’t be shit but life lessons

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Being too cool to check a chick phone when she’s spending your money will make you every bitch dream

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

Huda a nigga dream 4 month situationship

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

I lost $3k on Spurs -4.5 in game 1.

I lost $6k on the Spurs -6.5 in game 2.

I’m doubling down on Spurs ML in Game 3 to get back to even.

If they lose tonight… i’m actually fucking done.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

This exactly why Ian was tearing that shit up behind his back this nigga was a BITCH

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

This scene pissed me off because he ain’t even have to make that wish lmao shorty was throwing it at him, and he got scared.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The scariest part of Obsession to me was that his best friend was hittin the woman he was in love with and was helping him practice confessing his love to her lmao real sicko

[SaintJ2🌓 @SaintJx2]

Literally the easiest alley-oop given to a male character omg I hate him all over again

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Social media really ruined people perception of quantity. How could you think 100 likes isn’t a lot, have you ever stood in front of 100 people?

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Chasing women is for niggas with kids and shit like that lmao I ain’t doing that

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Inde Navarrette lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight 9:00 PM sharp

[jem @jemistotle]

a lot of u would be mentally healthier if u gave up that little cyberstalking habit

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

How your gf looks at you when you tell her she can’t go shake ass at the club with her girlfriends

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

POV: you solved her problem instead of just listening to her tell you about how the problem made her feel

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the barista looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the ipad around

[Top Gee🧍🏾‍♂️🦅 @UsurpedPoetGee]

Women when you tell them not to get black out drunk and high around men they don’t know.

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.