James

Solar power enthusiast

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

One thing about women,and believe me this is not a theory,is they do not care. At all. Whether you bought her car,an iphone 17,pay her insurance,took her to Ritz carlton,or you pay her rent,all this is meaningless when she likes you. But the problem is,all this is also meaningless when she doesnt like you. You’ll send 50k on her birthday uone umefanya kitu kubwa,mwingine amtumie mia tatu,but she will see the mia tatu guy as more thoughtful because she likes him. So as men its only sensible,that we do the bare minimum,or just enough,and aspire to be loved not because of the extent we go,but because of what we are.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

When The Rise of Edwin Sifuna as a political heavyweight is discussed, this speech will have a whole chapter.

And when The Fall of ODM is also discussed, it will equally get a spot.

WHO TOLD YOU?

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Creativity ya Njugush hukuwa Top. Msiharibu Kura…

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

Somewhere in this country, someone is driving to work with only KES 200 left in their account, praying nothing unexpected happens before payday.

Someone else is sending school fees they borrowed.

Another is paying hospital bills for a parent while pretending everything is okay.

Life has a way of humbling everyone. That's why kindness is never wasted. You never really know what battle the next person is fighting.

Have a graceful week

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Bro: Stop hanging around with losers, surround yourself with Ambitious men. Ambitious people don't just inspire growth. They make excuses harder to justify.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto alidanganya ata MALAYA!

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

I will be doing deliveries and drop offs for korosho on Monday 3rd August in Nairobi CBD from 2pm.
Please place your orders via text/WhatsApp [phone]

1kg - 1,900

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Mimi Aisha Jumwa akitaka to cry a river shida yake

Alionyesha Sifuna madharau sana and grabbed his microphone from a podium.

Akwende !!

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

A married man who attends an event with his wife and still queues for food is still single

[Alex kim @alex_kim_2]

Why does it seem like some people are above the law while ordinary Kenyans face its full force? Justice must be equal for everyone.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

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✅ Insurance excess
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Take clear photos and videos before driving off. A five-minute inspection can save you a very expensive argument later.

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[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Ilibidi watume titimasi na pesa bungoma kufanya damage control

Ile imeenda ndugu yangu, gone gone

Saa hii solution tu ni moja, kukuta Sifuna na kumwambia "we are kolics"

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

My cousin borrowed my car, and now he’s fighting with his girlfriend after she found some of my personal items inside, things I didn’t even know were still there. Ladies, mnafika aje mpaka place hata mtu wa car wash hafikii?
Nasikia my G-thing was hiding huko ndani like contraband, and now an innocent man is fighting for his life because of me. How do I explain this? 😂

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Just so you know, to climb the mountain, Sifuna doesn't need Riggy G. He is only doing it out of respect. The people there already love him.

You should also remember that the region moved away from supporting the regime and Kasongo even before Riggy G was impeached.

There is nothing that Riggy G can do to make the same people dislike Sifuna. If Sifuna organized a rally there, there would still be a massive turnout unless goons are organized to disrupt his rally for political gatekeeping.

The same way Maraga has moved across the nation, over 40 counties, and still attracted crowds is the same way Sifuna would. These are national leaders not tribal Chieftains. They can attract an audience anywhere they go.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Niliskia bwana soprano akisema Oparanya hawezi chukua position yake, heshima itadumu 🤭

Sisi kama wapenzi watazamaji tunangoja tu kindiki atolewe DP tucheke na soprano

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

They’re hoping we’ve forgotten Albert Ojwang.We haven’t.

ARREST ELIUD LAGAT NOW.
ARREST ELIUD LAGAT NOW.
ARREST ELIUD LAGAT NOW.

His complaint etc.
Ojwang’s arrest.
A dead body in the cell.

Yet he still walks free.

Let's not stay silent, this govt is rogue.

[James @dashyjms]

@BarcaUniversal Hell NO

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ruto - I have not started campaigning yet

Methu- You haven't started campaigning when you are on top of a vehicle? When you start campaigning, you will come down from the vehicle and get onto a wheelbarrow

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Fuck off, nugu

You are a graduate in Bangiology from shikwekwe university

Who used to irrigate female village teachers ndio ukapata kura

Hiyo nyumba ulijenga na pesa ulipewa to run ati Gen Z president

And you failed at it TERRIBLY,

Sudi was your handler and he no longer picks your calls

Sifuna built his humble abode from genuine sweat

No one anazikwa na mali ya dunia

Mobutu built the first French like palace in Africa as a home

(Cc- Ruto)

Sai ni abandoned zoo

But how will you know na kitu unasoma ni expiry date ya condom ukichota tutoto twa Tik tok